What is education ?

What is education ?
What is education ?What is education ?
According to section 56(b) of Students Act, 1932,
"It is the process of wasting 1/3rd of ur life in
learning how to waste the remaining 2/3rd."
  

May, 20 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     3797 views       Anniversary

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Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
dad-exam kaisa hua?
son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya.
3 ata nahi tha.
4 karna bhul gaya.
5 nazar nahi aaya.
dad-Q. no 2 ?
son-bas wahi galat ho gaya.. (-;
Ladki Jab Saare Kapde Nikaal Deti Hain To Kya Hota Hain?
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Almari Khali Ho Jaati Hain.
That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover
Usey Mein Yaad Aata Hoon Magar Fursat Ke Lamhon Mein
Faraz



Magar Yeh Baat Bhi Such Hai Usey Fursat Nahin Milti...


1 murghi ko qatal karo


1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.



Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do

Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!
Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!
Teacher to papu: tumhare Papa kya karte hai?
Pappu:
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Jo meri Mummy Kahti hai
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

We''ve Had Our Ups And Downs,This We Both Know,

Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow
Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things,

But Our Love For Each Other,

Had No Attached Strings.
1 Larka Apni Girl Friend k Sath 'GOL GAPPAY' KHA RAHA THA ANKHOON MIEN ANKHIEN DAAL KER
GIRL SHARMA K : ITNEY GHOR SE KIUN DEKH RAHEY HO
BOY : HOLI HOLI KHA PUKHIEY.....!!
Tchr: Papu batao tum baray ho k tumhara papa?
Papu: Mein bara hon?
Tchr: Wo k say?
Papu: dekhye na mein ne mummy ka dood pena chor dya lekn papa ne abhe tk nhe chora.