What is education ?

What is education ?
What is education ?What is education ?
According to section 56(b) of Students Act, 1932,
"It is the process of wasting 1/3rd of ur life in
learning how to waste the remaining 2/3rd."
  

May, 20 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     3586 views       Anniversary

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What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
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Teapot!
I Wish U De Best Anniversary A Man Could Wish His Wife.

My Love Throughout The Years We?Ve Had Our Ups & Downs But We Stood By Each Other No Matter What Happened We Maintained This Love So On Our Anniversary Of 2years I Just Wanna Say This ?Thank U

&I?Ll Alwayz Love You For What You?Ve Done For Me

?U Were & Still R My Light And Shine In My World Ngi

?Asixenga Ngawe Zulu For I?M Proud Of You Love Keep It Up).

Remember This When Things Get Rough And Tough?

I Love You?
Don"t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can"t crowd
into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that
may have accrued during the past twelve months.
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
Happy Anniversary
And May
Your Marriage Be Blessed With Love,
Joy And Companionship
For All The Years Of Your Lives!
I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
May Everything Happy And Everything Bright Be Yours On Your Birthday From Morning Till Night. And Then Through The Year May The Same Thing Hold True So That Each Day Is Filled With Life's Best Things For You!
How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be
The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me

Thank You My Loving Wife(Loving Husband),

For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For
Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair.
1 Pathan Peshawar me 10 hazar ka 1 par se urny wala Kaboter bech raha tha.
Angraez karid k apny mulk ly geya jab usny wahan uraya to wo 2no paron sy urny laga.
Angreaz ne pucha bahi tu to wahan 1 par sy ur raha tha to kaboter bola.
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Bahi wo Peshawar hai wahan 1 hath pechy rakh k urna parta hai.
"Ego" is the only requirement to destroy any relation...So be the bigger person , skip the "e" and let it "go' :)
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you