What is education ?

What is education ?
What is education ?What is education ?
According to section 56(b) of Students Act, 1932,
"It is the process of wasting 1/3rd of ur life in
learning how to waste the remaining 2/3rd."
  

May, 20 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     2943 views       Anniversary

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Story Of Newton's Law:

A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"

He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"

After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan
apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari
kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love
1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!

Bacha:
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Tution Parhne K Liye..
Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things
work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all
the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
khwahish''n ka kaffila bhi ajeeb hi hai.

saghi

aksar wahi se guzarta hai jahan raasta nahi hota!
To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land,

May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.

Happy Anniversary
Don"t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can"t crowd
into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that
may have accrued during the past twelve months.

'"Koi tou mile 'Jaani' jo de mera SAATH


"Werna Roz ki tarha Mein or Mera HAATH! :D

"Ye tou pogo wale b samajh jaenge! :p'
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish
each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful
New year. Merry X-mas.
Rabba dukh na devi dost sade nu,

Sannu chahe dukhan da pahar dede,

ghume hamesha nave cycle te dost sada,
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