What is education ?What is education ?
According to section 56(b) of Students Act, 1932,
"It is the process of wasting 1/3rd of ur life in
learning how to waste the remaining 2/3rd."
May, 20 2010
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Anniversary
I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this Special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything and my love is true, Happy Anniversary
1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai. Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon? Miss: So Sweet! Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun. Miss: Wo Kyon? Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen, Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!
Husband- Ek writer ne likha hai ki "Shohar ko bhi ghar ke mamlo mein bolne ka haq hona chaahiye..."
Wife- Woh bechaara bhi dekho likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.!
1 Pathan Peshawar me 10 hazar ka 1 par se urny wala Kaboter bech raha tha. Angraez karid k apny mulk ly geya jab usny wahan uraya to wo 2no paron sy urny laga. Angreaz ne pucha bahi tu to wahan 1 par sy ur raha tha to kaboter bola. . . . . . . Bahi wo Peshawar hai wahan 1 hath pechy rakh k urna parta hai.
