What is education ?

What is education ?
What is education ?What is education ?
According to section 56(b) of Students Act, 1932,
"It is the process of wasting 1/3rd of ur life in
learning how to waste the remaining 2/3rd."
  

May, 20 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     3280 views       Anniversary

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Meri Aankhen Rakh Lo Mujhe Kuch Khwab De do,

Jis Mai Tumhari Jhalak Ho Aesi Sharab Dedo,

Chalo Choro Sari Baten,
Aisa Karo

"Faraz"

1 Naan Aur 4 Kabab Dedo.
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love
Sath chalne ke liye sathi chahiye,
Aansu rokne ke liye muskan chahiye
Zinda rehne ke liye zindagi chahiye
Aur zindagi jine ke liye aap chahiya
Nothing in this world could ever be as wonderful as the love you have given me
Your love makes my life so bright
Just knowing you are
My darling my sweetheart ur sweety ur wife
Happy Anniversary
That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover
Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!
Aur ab lolywood pesh krta ha ek aur
new movie.
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My name is MEERA and i can speak ENGLISH...;->
On this anniversary, I take this opportunity
to thank you from the bottom of my heart for
being my partner, spouse, lover and friend!
Happy Wedding Anniversary!
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
"Ego" is the only requirement to destroy any relation...So be the bigger person , skip the "e" and let it "go' :)
Story Of Newton's Law:

A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"

He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"

After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P
Raat ne chadar samet li hai,Suraj ne kirne bikher di hai,chalo utho aur thanks karo apne ALLAH ko…jisne hume ye Pyari si subah di hai. Good Morning..