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aami je tumhar
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aami je tumhar
aami je tumhar
aami je tumhar
chin chhin chhin.
shudu je aamar
chhin chhin chhin.
4ward this line to 7 BHOOT & get luck b4 this amavasya.
Jai Monjulika mai!
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1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:
1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:
''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.
''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?
''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?
Student: Female
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now C commentator said, "A Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar.''
Mod Obedient
Mod
Obedient
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Kind
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Young
Hey! Thats me.
Pareshan na hona, tumhara naam b is mei hai,
Read the 1st letter of every word..
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko
Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,
Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,
Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,
Aur,
GADHO,
*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
A guy frm my College...
A guy frm my College...
In Physics Lab
"Go here, Stand There..."....!!
Line marne k bohat se tareqe hein, jin me se chand darj-zeel hein:
Line marne k bohat se tareqe hein, jin me se chand darj-zeel hein:
1: Pakki pencil se,
2: Kachi pencil se,
3: Marker se,
4: Pen se..! :-p
jhooti dunya kahan ja rahi hai
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.
Wah Wah!
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.
Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. :-)
mera number change ho ghaya hai.........
mera number change ho ghaya hai.........
Bilkul bewaqoof ho tum, mobile naam show b ho raha hai aur tum maan ghaye,
kee banney gha tera
Angry boss
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
Gharaylo Totky
Gharaylo Totky
1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.Hisab brabr
2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe chlega
3-Agr apka qad chota hy tu 3,4 bar phansi lga lain agr bach gy tu bht faida hoga
4-Agr ap k bal girty hn tu tind krwa lain phr nhi girain gy.
''Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"
''Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"
Jo jata tha BILLO k ghar Ab kehta hy:
PREETO mery naal wiyaah kar lay''
main b mulk ka naam
Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
Krna Chata Tha "Pappu"
Magar Load Shaiding Ki
Waja Se Kr Na Saka...=P;->
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