What is at the end of "everything" ?

What is at the end of "everything" ?
What is at the end of "everything" ?


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May, 19 2010     91 chars (1 sms)     2613 views       Funny

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Definition of home:









"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)
Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,

Har Raasty Par Intezar Nahi Hota,

Yun To or Log Bhi Aap Ko sms Kerte Hain Lekin,

Har sms Hamare Jaisa Shandar Nahi Hota.....
Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
''Thanks for not sending any SmS.. U hav bcum the Top contender for the "KANJUS RATNA" Award-2008! Na.. Na,, Sms mat karna''
Main teray pyar mei,
Pagal hua chhALIAY. .
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Iodex maliay kaam te chaliay. . . ;->
Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka bacha aa k mar gia..
He stopped the car and told the driver to find the owner so he can give compensation..
The driver got down to look for the owner..
When he came back he had alot of rose garlands around his neck..
Musharaf was surprised n inquired about it..
Driver replied "i only said i am Musharafs driver, kuttay ka bacha mar gia hai.. Whoever heard this, embraced me and put a rose garland around my neck". ;->
NEW STORY

Ek larky ko larki se pyar hogya
Larki ne lrky se kaha tm mre lye kya kr skty ho?
Larka bola jo tm kaho.
Larki ne kaha agr tm mjse sachi mohbt krty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL le kr aao.
Lrka DIL le aya, lrki ne us se shadi krli, larki ne wo DIL theli me dal k apne room me latka dia.
30 sal bad jb uska beta bara hoky doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka chckup kia to wo DIL bakry ka nikla or usne andaza lgaya k
ABBA NE AMMA KO TOPI KARADI =D =P
Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai?

Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare

Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski

student: Apki beti.
N o t h i n g
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T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s i v e
T h a n
H a v i n g
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G i r l f r i e n d
W h o'' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
O n
W e e k e n d =P ;)
Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho."

Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?"

Boy:
"Arey nahi !!
Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
To You

Shocked ?

Actully Aaj Ke Din

James Hawk

Ne DHAKKAN Banaya Tha..

To Maine Socha Har DHAKKAN Ko Wish Kar Doon... =P ;->
The most funniest newz in todays current affairz. . . . . .

The shoe thrown at bush by muntazir Zaidi happenz

to be made of sialkot, pakistan. . .

So President Bush Security Team haz Suspected

Pakistan to be part of da event. . .
A team of Specialst will soon

Vist Sialkot for further investigationz . . . .