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Qiamat ki 5 Nishania . . .
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Qiamat ki 5 Nishania . . .
Qiamat ki 5 Nishania . . .
Qiamat ki 5 Nishania . . .
1-Har ghar se Jew Musharaf ki awaz aye gi..
2-Pani ka rate Petrol se ziada hoga..
3-Munshi ki fees wakeel se ziada hogi..
4-Logon k pas balance hoga par wo sms nahe karain ge..
5-Logon ko hansi aye gi par sharam phir bhi nahe aye gi . . . :p
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bvap nay pichlay sa
Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par
meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the.
Is saal kia irada ha.
Shohar: is saal us main
current chornay ka irada ha. :->
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu
Teri yaad ne mobile fada dita
Message likhde likhde space muki
Assi overwrite alloweed la dita
yaara mereya message reply karin
Assi apna farz nibha dita ;->
Tiger Kills Goat
Tiger Kills Goat
Hippopotamus Saw It. . .
Tiger Asks Hippo Not To Tell This In Court.
Hippo Refuses. . .!
Tiger Asks: Why ?
Hippo Said:
Coz
''''HIPS DON''T LIE'''' ;->
y r u under tension?
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?
stdnt-No Sir!
By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)
Baap: Beta Shadi K Din Susral Walay
Baap: Beta Shadi K Din Susral Walay
Ghari Dein Tu Suit Mang Lena. Scooter Dein Tu Car Mang Lena,
Dokan Dien Tu Ghar
Beta: Dady Larki Dein Tu Oski Maa Mang Lon?
EveryOne Thinks
EveryOne Thinks Of Changing The World....
But
No One Thinks Changing Themselves....
EveryOne Wants To B In Heaven
But
No One Wants To Die.....
meet in rajastan
Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan
Wese to es ko "DAJAL"
( 0 )
/[,,,]\
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Wese to es ko
"DAJAL"
kehtey hai
Pr es ka AASLI naam lene
se main darta hu
"Samaj to app gae hon ge.."
I Can''t Msg U Till 2 Weeks.
I Can''t Msg U Till 2 Weeks.
I''m Goin To USA
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Nothing Speecial. Sala Bush Ne
White House Ka Rent Nahi Diya.
Vasool Karna Hai
Twice h0liday in A Week
Twice h0liday in A Week Applied bY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light.
Bt i hAve a Mega Project.
Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.
Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn.
Now You Are Thinking.
Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.
Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi?
Sardarji was asked,
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya
1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya
"khabrdar koi apni jaga se nahi hile ga.....
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Manjan wala khud aap k paas aaye ga"
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