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1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"
Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"
Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->
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school and college holidays
New scheme of school and college holidays
Summer vacations
Eid holidays
Winter holidays
And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)
kabhi hamare ghar me
Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman Bankar Ana
Hum Tum Ko,
Chicken Biryani,
Qorma,
Tikka Boti,
Seekh Kabab,
Custard
Gulab Jamun,
Ice Cream,
Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman Bankar Ana
Hum Tum Ko
Chicken Biryani
Qorma
Tikka Boti
Seekh Kabab
Custard
Gulab Jamun
Ice Cream
Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->
Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->
Dad: if u Pass
Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.
Son: if i fail?
Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.
Son: why?
Dad: To Open Cycle Shop...!
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Ya Rab Dil-e-Qaid Ko E Zinda Tammana De
Ya Rab Dil-e-Qaid Ko E Zinda Tammana De
Tu Khwab K Pyase ko Tabeer Ka Darya De
Is Bar Barabar Me Aaye Aisi Parosan
Jo Dil Ko Garma De Aur Ruuh Ko Tarpa De . . . ;->
WHEN U NEED HEART . . . Ye Dil Aap Ka Hua
WHEN U NEED HEART . . .
Ye Dil Aap Ka Hua
U NEED FRIEND . . .
Mujh Se Dosti Karo Ge
U NEED JOY . . .
Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom
U NEED HELP . . .
Main Hoon Na
U NEED BALANCE . . .
Hum Aap K Hain Kon ;->
aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai
Sher:Ladka Apni Dilruba Se Poochta Hai,
Sher:Ladka Apni Dilruba Se Poochta Hai,
Kya Pyar Karna Paap Hai?
Ladke Ka Dost Uske Kaan Mein Bolta Hai
Abe Jaldi Bhaag Peeche Uska Baap Hai
translate into engli
Translate into english.
"wo meri nawasi hai".
Pathan:
"She is my
Eighty Nine".
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho
Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho."
Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?"
Boy:
"Arey nahi !!
Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)
Who Let You Get On The Horse .
Who Let You Get On The Horse ...
You Witch''s Child?
Can''t Understand...!
Tenu Ghori Kinnay Charhaya Bhootni K...? ;->
''Maine ik or naya mobile
''Maine ik or naya mobile lya hai jis me ,fingerprint technology, 8 mega pixel double cam, 6 inch touch screen & 24Gb built in memory, waghaira kuch bhi nahi hai''
nights are totally s
Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!
Happy load sheding.
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