''Teri Dosti Ki Roshni Aisi Hai....?
K Har Taraf Ujala Nazar Ata Hai....
Sochta Hun Ghar Ki Bijli Katva Lu....
Ajkal Kambakht Bill Bahut Ata Hai.....''
Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
