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1st Dost:
Yaar Main Aik Dafa Peshawar Gaya Wahan Na Koi Banda Na Banday Ki Zaat..

2nd Dost:
To Phir Wahan Tha Kya?

1st Dost:
Sirf Pathan Hi Pathan.

May, 17 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     758 views       Funny

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How do you convert a BUS into a female ??
Come late to the bus stop.. BUS MISS ho Jaayegi... !
Fresh Orange Juice Ka dibba
Bheja Hai
Khali Hai..
Paon Maar Kar
“Patakha” Baja Lena
Teacher: Tm Class Me Ghada Kyn Le Aaye?

Studnt: Sir, Ap Ne Hi To Bola Tha

K Ap Ghade Ko B Insan Bana Dete Ho

So Mai Isi Lye Is K Le Aaya Hun. :-D
1st Man : Yar Ye
"AAHO" Kon Log Bolty Hyn???

2nd Man : Bhai Ye Hi Jo
Paindo Log Hoty Hyn
Wo Bolty Hyn !!!

1st Man: Acha Aap
Parhy Likhy Hyn ???

2nd Man : AAHO ... ;->
A Day Will Come . . .

When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:






But keep in mind,

April Fool comes once a year.


It''s Gonna B Ur Day After 4 Days JAn|x . . . :p ;->
6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
Thought of the day:

"Never make the same mistake twice..


There are so many new mistakes..
Try different each day.
You Are My Best Friend.
Wanna Proof?

Shair Arz Kia Hai

EK Main Aur EK Tu.


Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)
MEZBAN:Lassi aap peete Nahi, chaey ham Pilate nahi, Roti ka time nahi,Botal ka mosam nai,
Ab btayn kia khidmat karen?
MEHMAN:Easy load h kerwa do

Judge mulzim se:kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha?
Mulzim:janab 2 dafa koshsh kr chuka hn magar slakhen bht moti thi me kamyab nai ho ska:-D
What Foolish Concepts

Society Has ?

If A Watch Goes Bad,

They Say BAND HAI.


If A Girl Goes Bad,

They Say CHALU HAI !!.
He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!