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Parent:How did you write your exam?

Son:they have given the questions which I don''t know.

So I wrote answers which they don''t know..!!

kisan gadi me gehun le ja raha tha

Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya

Sipahi: Kya h isme?
Kisan: Gehun

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Sipahi: Abe Hath mila main bhi GAY Hun

B4 u Speak-Listn

B4 u Speak-Listn
B4 u Spnd-Earn
B4 u Criticiz-Wait
B4 u Pray-Forgiv
B4 u Quit-Try
B4 u Hate-Luv
B4 u Die..

Apni Sari Property mere naam kar.... :P

''Aankhon main nami t

''Aankhon main nami thi aur vitamin ki kammi thi,

Jiss se sari raat baat ki, woh meri mehbuba ki ammi thi;-)''

Two guys were

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" ........

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Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai

Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.

"KHOTA TOYOTA"

Model 2010

Petrol ka Dushman,

jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,

5 years Maintenance Free,

Sponsered by:

Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)''

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Baap : bata ager sasoral walay shadi k din scoter dain to car mangna, ager computer dain to laptop mnagna.
Bata : abaa agr lerki dain to os ki MAA mang loon ?????/

kitne pyar se likha

Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam,,,

*.*pappU*.*

Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY
Ki Pichkari Maar k Laal Kar Diya... ;->

AIRPORT Pe-

AIRPORT Pe-
Patni:Dekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai.

Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi..

sony tv ki cid team

Pakistan investigatios aur Scotland
Yard ki nakami k baad Banazir Bhutto
murder case ab Sony t.v ki CID team
ko de dia gaya hy,

Umeed hy k
Ab ye case ek ghante mein hal ho jaye ga ... ;->

Apni Tou Paatshal

Apni Tou Paatshal
Masti Ki Paatshal
Na Koi Likhne Wala
Na Koi Parhne Wala

Ye Sab Tou Theek Hy

Par Pappu Can''t Dance Sala ... ;->

• An old rich man

• An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.

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