Bus Driver Ki Seat K Piche Likha Tha.

Bus Driver Ki Seat K Piche Likha Tha.

Agar Khuda Ne Chaha To Manzil Tak Pahucha Dunga,

Agar Chuki Nazar To Maa Kasam Khuda Se Hi Mila Dunga.

May, 17 2010 147 chars (1 sms) 1754 views Funny

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Pakistani Ny Chinese Sy Kaha:

Pakistani Ny Chinese
Sy Kaha:
"Aao Hum Tumhe''n
Pakistan Ka Sadar
Banate Hyn"
Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
Pakistani Par Case
Ker Dia k
"Ye Mujhy Chor
Samajhta Hy" ;->

What''s The Best Way To Get FAT ????

What''s The Best Way To Get FAT ????
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,
Go To Butcher Shop ... ;->

Pathan ka interview tha

Pathan ka interview tha..

Sawal aya : English me translate kero,

"Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun".
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Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;

If Any Dog Attacks You

If Any Dog Attacks You

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Ye Tamashay Nahi Karna,
Bhaag Jana Hai. :-)

everything is pre written

Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->

/GooD MorninG\

Have a Blessed Day (:->

Kya aap confidence se chalte hai...

Kya aap confidence se chalte hai...

kya aap penalty bharte hai...

kya aap mobile ke bill se darte hai...

To aap sms kyon nahi karte hai?

On Your Office Desk

The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep

Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->

KFC

Pathan to his friend:Yara humko KFC walon ne boht mara hai.

Friend:Q ?

Pathan:Humara BV ka delivery tha to hum usko KFC legaya
Qk
Wahan Board pe likha tha....
"FREE DELIVERY"

1 Pathan apna rishta

1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 10 thy ab 11 hen.

its a nice feeling w

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you,
but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever
forgets your birthday.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

befor and after

Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202..

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Bus Driver Ki Seat K Piche Likha Tha.

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