An Accountant

An Accountant
An Accountant

Is A Person

Who Looks At A Girl

Measuring

36-28-36

And

Simply Sayz

"100" ... :p ;->
  

May, 17 2010     122 chars (1 sms)     2327 views       Funny

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1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
High Class Beizzati

If u hav 1 father, call me.

If u hav 2 fathers, sms me.

If u hav 3 fathers, mis call me.

If i m ur father, just ignore this message. . . :P
...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P
After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
On airport 3 men were wating 4 their sons

Hindu:
Hamare amirzade ne ana hai.

Muslim:
Hamare navabzade ne ana hai.

Sardar:
saaday v haramzade ne ana a.
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!
Pakistani m0vies Fl0p Q h0ti hYn?













Bec0z j0 Act0r Hain Wo Hak0mat Sanmbhal k Bethay hYn.

Nowadays,

Child in washroom.
.
.
.
.

Mommm!
.
.
.

Mom: han beta bolo!

Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
:D :P
Hight Of Hasrut

Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran....

















"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"
Baap: Beta Shadi K Din Susral Walay
Ghari Dein Tu Suit Mang Lena. Scooter Dein Tu Car Mang Lena,
Dokan Dien Tu Ghar

Beta: Dady Larki Dein Tu Oski Maa Mang Lon?
U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.

Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere