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An Accountant
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Who Looks At A Girl
Measuring
36-28-36
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Simply Sayz
"100" ... :p ;->
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mujh se shadi karo ge...??
Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??
Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi kerne ki kiya zroorat hai. :-) :-)
if they get
if they get together then y willl they become social workers?
if they be together they united
n to unite wid saif....will make the ...UNISAIF(unicef)
Pakistani ki awaam
Pakistani ki awaam ko kitni khushiyan milli . . . ?
1. bijli jane k baad bijli aane ki khushi.
2. Line mei khara ho kar kabhi kabhi aata milne ki khushi.
3. sare din k baad raat k 11 baje gas aane ki khushi.
4. bazar se shopping kar k bomb blast se bach kar zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . ;-
girl frnd
Insan ki success uski pehli girlfrend ki waja se hoti hai ..
or baki girlfrend uski success ki waja se hoti hain :p
If Somebody Comes &
If Somebody
Comes &
Tels U
Tht Ur A Fool
Dont Be Angry
Go To Em
Catch Their Ear &
Tel Them.
Plz. DON''T TELL THIS 2 OTHRS:)
AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"
AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"
JAPANIES: " OUR FISH PLAY FOOT BALL"
INDIAN: YE TO KUCH BHI NAHI HAI YAAR....................................... HUMARE TO GADHE BHI WORDCUP KHELTE HAIN.
Hum Fizaon K Badalne
Hum Fizaon K Badalne Ka Intizaar Nahi Kerte
Aandhiyon K Rukne Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte
Yaad Aati Hai Tou Sms Ker Dete Hain
Hum Kanjuuso''n K Sms Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte
aaj ka sawal prime m
Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani sy...
Srinlankan team hamly mei koon involve hai..?
A. India
B. Taliban
C. America
D. Zrdari sy poch kar bataon ga..
GILANI.. D. Zardari sy puch kar bataon ga... =P ;->
Maa Bache Baich
Maa Bache Baich rahen hn Kaisi Tangdasti He
Ata Chawal Mehnge Hen, Insan ki Jan Sasti He
Hakumat Ko Ghurbat Ka Pta nhi
Kitna Afsos Hota he jb Bhook Dasti Hy
Eik pagal American se
Eik pagal American se : Tum Japani ho na ?
American : nahi mai american hon..
Pagal : tum japani ho..!
American : nahi mai american hon..
Pagal : nahi tum japani ho..
American : han han mai japani hon..!
Pagal : lagte tu AMERICAN ho..
''Na yad tmhari bhulaenge
''Na yad tmhari bhulaenge
Na sath tmhara chorenge
Na krenge dil se door tmhe
Na dosti tmse tornge
Agr toot b jye ghalti se
to
ELFY laga k joren
1 Gang Thi..
1 Gang Thi.... wo logo ko mar ke unki dead bodies par ghanti bajati thi... dan wat was their profession .......
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