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An Accountant
An Accountant
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Is A Person
Who Looks At A Girl
Measuring
36-28-36
And
Simply Sayz
"100" ... :p ;->
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May, 17 2010
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electricity ameen all is well
. '' 12 '' .
9 0 3
'' . 6 . ''
On every tick of clock,
may GOD giv u
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Electricity Ameen!
(ALL Is WELL)"
jab tum aine ke paas
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful"
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
" aprilfool, aprilfool "
~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~
To Be Great
Is To Be Misunderstood ...
And
I m Always Misunderstood
Therefore
I m Great ... =P ;)
~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~
wh8 d hell are
Wh8 d Hell !!
Are
U
Mad ?
U
Don''t
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense
Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nthing
But
Really
It
Suits
U
So
Going On
Nonsense ;->
Why is Sex a 3
Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than... OHMYGODYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-YESGODNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH- SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH
''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui
''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui Qabr Me Chup Gya
Or Police Sy Bach Gya
Wahi Qareb Sy Sardar Sahib Guzry To Unho Ny Soch K Shayad Log Mayyat Per Matti Dalna Bhol Gaye
Sardar Sahib Ny Fata Fat Matti Dalna Shuro Kia To Chor Bola
Bachao Bachao
Sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti Dalo Is Par To Khuda Ka Aazab Shuro Ho Gya...''
Define a True Music Lover?
Define a True Music Lover?
A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.
Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?
Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?
Zardari mujh par qatlana hamla karwa dey kyun k mera pehla order ho ga
"Tamam judge bahal kiye jayein aur har corrupted sey wasooli kar k raqam Pakistan par lagai jaye"
brrrr bbrrrr
Brrrr...
BBRRRR...
BBBRRRRR....
brrr...
BBbRrrRRR
BRRRRR...
PAppu CocaCola Pee raha hai... ;->
Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi
Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi
Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy,
Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye
Itny Aram Se Dozak Mein
Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha,
Ye Sab Karachi Se Ayen Hen
Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.= P ;->
Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua
Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua
Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho Gi?
Student:Pehlay Ye To Btain K
Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard?
Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai
Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai
Khan sb: Wa g wa kya technology hai,
B.V mere hospital me hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hova hai..
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