i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u''l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
Whats the diff between Quaid-e-Azam, Musharraf & Lalu Parsaad?
Quaid didnt know whats lie,
Musharraf doesnt know whats truth
&
Lalu doesnt know the difference ;->
Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
