An Accountant

An Accountant
An Accountant

Is A Person

Who Looks At A Girl

Measuring

36-28-36

And

Simply Sayz

"100" ... :p ;->
  

May, 17 2010     122 chars (1 sms)     3558 views       Funny

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A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
"What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?"

He Said, "Call For Backup.".
Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D
Duniya mey sub sy
himmat wala kon?


"Dhobi."


Coz, wo kabi b kisi k ghar
jakar bolsakta
hy:sahib,bibiji ko bolo
kapry utar kr rakhn,m
abhe ata hoon....-;>
Shayer farmate hain !
"Dil Oska Phir Dukha Dia Hmne

Os Ko Ek Baar Phir ULLU Bana Dia Hmne


Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,


Naak Ka Chooha Khila Dia Hmne..:-P
Teacher:What r the ppl of Turkey called?
Student:I dnt knw.......
Teacher:they r called Turks.....
Now what r the ppl of Germany called?
Student:They r called Germs.....
Mr. Inside Went 2 C
Mr. Outside. Inside
Standing Outside Called
Outside Outside But
Outside Standing Inside
Called Inside Inside
When Inside Came Inside
Outside Went Outside 2 C
Inside Then Outside Called
Inside Outside But Inside From
Inside Called Outside Inside ...
Now Where Is Ur Brain
Inside Or Outside ... ??? ;->
Khub surat pholon mai,

Haseen wadiyon mai,

Dil kash bagon mai,

Aap jesa
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1 kierra zaror hota hai.
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
Aaj K Baad

Na Mujhe


Call Kerna


Na hii



Miscall Dena


Aur

Na Sms Kerne


Ki Koshish Kerna



Kyun K

COMMANDAR SAFE GUARD

Ne Mujhe Har Waqt Jaraseem Se Duur Rehne K Liye Kaha Hy

Tick Tick TicK . . . ;->
Man Receives Telegram: Wife Dead.!

Should Be Buried or Cremated.?

Man: Don''t Take Any Chances.

Burn The Body And Bury The Ash.. ;->
HEIGHT OF SUSPICION
Man asking his Wife" Who is the father of second child"

When....His wife delivers TWINS
Ajj kal Nichey jaiker sms dekhna Aam Hogaya hau Is liye ap
ko Nichehy dekhne ki zaroart nahi ok
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Akhir pakistani People hoo na jiss Kaam ka mana karoo
wo zaroor karte hoo