An Accountant

An Accountant
An Accountant

Is A Person

Who Looks At A Girl

Measuring

36-28-36

And

Simply Sayz

"100" ... :p ;->
  

May, 17 2010     122 chars (1 sms)     3365 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Happy
Dhakkan
Day... ;->


Ye SMS Us Ko Karna Jo Aap Ki Nazar Me Dunia Ka Sab Se Bada Dhakkan Hy
Maine Tou Kar Dia, Ab Aap Ki Bari Hy... ;->
You don''t love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her
Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge

Answer :

Lock Key
Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful












Monkey ... ;->
Ek Ghar mai Twins Paida Huye to Saas Ne Kaha :

Mubarik Hoo Bhala Batao ...Hamari Duniya k Halat Daikh kar BAchay Bhi Duniya Mai Akele Ane Se Dartay Hain
()()
('';'')

Munnabhai-Yaar Mast Mast Jokes

Pane K Liye

Kya Karne Ka?

Circuit-Simple Bhai,

www.smskp.com Likhne Ka
Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko
Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha :

"Kocha ! Plz Meri Girl Friend Ko Sms
Send Ker Do , Humara
Hand-Writing Bohat Kharab Hy" ;->


Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)
Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”

Bata Has Announced
Production Of Its Latest
Model Of Shoes.

It Is Heavier Than Normal
And Of Aero-Dynamic Design,
Especially Suitable 4
Throwing At Presidents
An Interesting Line Written At The Back Of A Biker '' S T Shirt:

"If You Are Able To See This,

Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off"
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.

Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako

Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar

Ghar Der Se Aya Hy