Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ? . . Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.
tanha dekh k mjhse faraz ne kaha.. apka doston ne apko bhula dya hoga... mene muskra k jawab diya.... wo beawafa nai tharki hain kisi larki ka number hath agaya hoga........
2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!
If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.