Sirf Pet K Dard Pe

Sirf Pet K Dard Pe
Sirf Pet K Dard Pe Nikal Aaye Hain Aansu Pappu,



Qabz Ka Aalam To Abhi Ap Ne Dekha He Nahin.!! ;->
  

May, 17 2010     108 chars (1 sms)     3609 views       Funny

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Ach''hon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Ach''he Ho.
Sach''chon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Sache Ho.
Maine Us Se Kaha Mujhe Tum Se Mohobat Hai.
Us Ne Kaha Sharm Karo Abhi Tum Bache Ho)~
What iS www.ORKUT.com ?

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iT''s Orkut''s Son . . .

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How ?

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ChecK Out Da Top Left Corner oF Da Screen...



ORKUT BETA . . . ;->

Marriage is like a public toilet





Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Love Easy to say

Difficult to stay..

Beautiful to feel

Difficult to deal…

Difficulty is a part of Life…

But That’s the reason…

Why Girlfriend is never a wife ;->


A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
if
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5=?



before scrollin think.

























answer is 1
Remember 5=1
After Putting Us In Fire
Of Love And You Are
Sweetly Sleeping





Nai Samajh Aai
Nalaiq ???


Ye Lo







Aggan La k Sanu Ishq
Diyan Tey Ap Mithee
Neend Sona Ae ... ;->
Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me
One for Physics students!!
if a man if walking down from the 3 floor to the ground floor!! what does he need??



Ans: STEP-DOWN Transformer!!
Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.



Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.

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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)