Sirf Pet K Dard Pe

Sirf Pet K Dard Pe
Sirf Pet K Dard Pe Nikal Aaye Hain Aansu Pappu,



Qabz Ka Aalam To Abhi Ap Ne Dekha He Nahin.!! ;->
  

May, 17 2010     108 chars (1 sms)     2725 views       Funny

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''Its been a rough day.I got up this
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I''m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom''
How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;
O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door abey langoor!!!!
Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,

Har Raasty Par Intezar Nahi Hota,

Yun To or Log Bhi Aap Ko sms Kerte Hain Lekin,

Har sms Hamare Jaisa Shandar Nahi Hota.....
Nice Quote:

People says that you can''t live without love...





but I think....



oxygen is more important... ;->
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.
Happy Birthday
Do You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money. . . ?







Dont Know






Ok





I Tell U . . .






Just Fold It And Put It In Your Pocket . . . ;->
What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
.
.
.
.
Everyone Knows
“The Mercedes bends” ;->
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?


Think...




No?



A: Because you can''t bury them in the sky!
thought of the day

kabi yeh mut socho k tmhare girlfrd ne tmhey kitna romantic sms bheja hey.


hamesha socho usey kis ney bheja hey.

SmS KinG
Love Is An Illusion..

Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People...



People Wid Strong Hearts Belive In



Flirting...!! ;-)
aaj raat chandani hai,




kal raat b shayad ho
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->