Sirf Pet K Dard Pe

Sirf Pet K Dard Pe
Sirf Pet K Dard Pe Nikal Aaye Hain Aansu Pappu,



Qabz Ka Aalam To Abhi Ap Ne Dekha He Nahin.!! ;->
  

May, 17 2010     108 chars (1 sms)     3547 views       Funny

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A Student Goes Into A

Library &

Askz 4 A Book On Suicide!

Librarian : Get Lost Dude,

U Won''t Bring It Back!
Assalam-0-Alikum
Aaj ki taza khabar..




















































News Paper mein hay...........
yeh tha bada bhari..


marie se nahi banta khari....




char payyo pe chalti hain lori[truck]






ab tu jake karle ghade ki savari....;->
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”
karachi mein itni mehngai

bad-amni

aur

hangama-aarai
k bawajood

agar aap
pur-sukoon aur
pur-aman KARACHI dekhna chahtay hain
to

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PTV Lagain.


1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”


Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
Jota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhe ki 1 sali ne kaha: me tu 1100 lungi.2nd sali boli me tu 2100 lungi. peche se 1 memon bola baje 2310 lelo,us me FM be he
1 Gang Thi.... wo logo ko mar ke unki dead bodies par ghanti bajati thi... dan wat was their profession .......

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Marketing (MAR-KE-TING)
Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
GOLDEN WoRDS

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Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
(",)
<))>
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"LOVE"
In France is a Comedy,
In England a Trgedy
In Italy
a Wonder,
In Germany
a Drama,
But
In Pakistan
National game
Hai sub khelo...