Sirf Pet K Dard Pe

Sirf Pet K Dard Pe
Sirf Pet K Dard Pe Nikal Aaye Hain Aansu Pappu,



Qabz Ka Aalam To Abhi Ap Ne Dekha He Nahin.!! ;->
  

May, 17 2010     108 chars (1 sms)     3504 views       Funny

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Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
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At A Bus Stop A Man Entered The Bus
And
Shouted Out Loudly


''''Dont Try To Move From Ur Seats''''




















Tariq qulfi Wala Aap Chal Kr Tuwade Kol Aayega ;->
Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,

Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,

Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko,

Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->
''Wada KAro
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To?
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Pura karo
Or kisi KI Laaat Baaan Kbhi Na Toro
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SuFI BAAP Ki TARHA''
mujhe jab b tumhari yaad aati hai to


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mein Animal planet dekhta hoon,,,,
Be''-sharm
Be-haya
Be-waqoof
Na-maqool
Na-aehel
Jahil
Ullu k pathay


Hain wo log

Jo apki qadar nahi kartey ;
LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay
Raste Me Toofan Aya
Dhoti Urh Gai,
Phr Bijli Karki.

LALU Said: "Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen Li
Upar Se FOTUA B Lewat hyn.." ;->
Newton’s Law Of Love . . .

Every Boy On Earth Is Attraacted 2wards A Girl Wid A Force
Directly Propotional 2 da Beauty Of Girl
&
Inversly Propotional 2 da Strenght Of Her Brothers . . . ;->
"Good Night"
Koi Ghalti Ya Koi Baat Buri Lagi Ho To Maaf Krdijiye Ga, Pata Nhi Subha Aankh Khule Ya Dupeher Ko. :-D


Aik Bachey Ne Zardari Se Kha
Janab 14 Mahine Ho Gay Humare
School Main Teacher Nahin Aya.

Zardari To School Kaise Chal Raha Hai,
Bacha Jaise Mulk Chal Raha Hai
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Card ka number hai load kar k Miss Call De Do ...






Main ne bhi kar lia hai... ;->
wOt wilL i nAme mY sOn iF hE fAllS iN lOve Only Once???...








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