"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
All da elecTrons were having parTY suddenly proTons aTTacked ThemA herO came & saved da eLecTrons.TheY asKed hero "who r u?"he said "Bond .....Covalent bond"
1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.