Aik Tha Kutta Aik Thi Bili Un Ki

Aik Tha Kutta Aik Thi Bili Un Ki
Thi Bari Yari Mar Gaye Bili
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Zardari

May, 17 2010 95 chars (1 sms) 2799 views Funny

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Mobile & Mobil Oil
Me Kya Same Hai?

Dono Ka Kharcha Insaan Ki Kamar Tor Deta Hai.

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

Youngistaan se kabristan...

Youngistaan se kabristan...
Why to have Pe(psi)stiside drinks? ...

Have a glass of milk to think n act better

1st ever intelligent sardar.

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

bus itna he kaha tha

Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,

Balti bher k us zalim ne ROH''AFZA bana diya... =P ;->

" Love can neither be

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money

Is sard mosam me tumhara sath ho

Is sard mosam me
tumhara sath ho

Garm bister me kambal orhe tum milo!

Mere hont tumhe chune ko tarsen

Kash esa kabi ehsas ho!

I LOVE U

"TAPAL CHAYE"

ek pathan ghalti se

Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:

Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)

sunny-

sunny--"ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara,
ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara"

bunny--phir kya hua??

sunny--phir hona kya tha....."sherni vidhwa ho gyi"

Santa

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.

''Tum aa gaye ho ;

''Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture challe.....''

3 Things That Should Not B Asked..

3 Things That Should Not B Asked..

1.A Man''s Salary

2.A Girl''s Age..

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Students %..

It Hurts

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Aik Tha Kutta Aik Thi Bili Un Ki

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