Aik Tha Kutta Aik Thi Bili Un Ki

Aik Tha Kutta Aik Thi Bili Un Ki
Aik Tha Kutta Aik Thi Bili Un Ki
Thi Bari Yari Mar Gaye Bili
Bach Gya







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May, 17 2010     95 chars (1 sms)     3100 views       Funny

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Muje kam az kam apse ye umeed na thi apk pait me koi bat nahi ruk sakti kya?apny subko q btaya apki himat kesy hoi k ap sbko ye batao k







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Pathan : Hum Wo Taweez Wala Chai Piye Ga. . . ! ! !

Air Hostess : Wo Taweez Nahi "TEA BAG" Hota Hai . . .
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Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status

Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill
Can a woman make you a millionaire?

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Yes! If you are a billionaire. .!!
''chandani raat ti,bari barsaat ti,hum dono ek sath tay,wo mere niche ti, me uske uper ta,ghalat na samajna,wo meri motorcycle ti''
Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?


A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->
if u want fastest n highest return on ur investment...........
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What is
M A T H S.....?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student....

Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik Ki
Mangni Se Kya Sabit Hota Hai?

Socho.


Nahi Pata?

Ab

India

Pakistan Ka Saala Hai. :-)
what brand of tea do people like the most!!!








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Magar?


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Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn



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