Aik Tha Kutta Aik Thi Bili Un Ki

Aik Tha Kutta Aik Thi Bili Un Ki
Thi Bari Yari Mar Gaye Bili
Bach Gya

Zardari

May, 17 2010 95 chars (1 sms) 2813 views Funny

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Mere Mehboob Ki Shaadi Raqeeb Se Ho Gayi

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI

Dono Ne Mujhe Jalane K Liye Shaadi Pe Bulaya

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI

Wo Khushiyan Manate Rahe

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI

Meri Mohabbat Ka Khoon Ho Gaya

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI

Duk Tou Is Baat Ka Hai
K

Wahan

Mujhe

PEPSI Nahi Mili ? :(

''Pehle hath pe Phir hont pe

''Pehle hath pe
Phir hont pe

Phir ankh pe
Phir gal pe

Aur phir nak pe

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KISSSSS

Qadar MAKHIYAN Tang Karti Hain GARMI Main.. Safiullah''

aadmi apne bachay se

Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna
Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain
4 Nazar Ayeinge.
Bacha: Magar Abbu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai...=P;->

mai memon hun

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae
Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia
Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
Admi: mai memon hun ;->

Kya aap panchvi pas se tez hain? To batao?

Kya aap panchvi pas se tez hain?
To batao?

Agr ram seeta hai,
To ram kya hai?

Socho socho

Simple hai yar

"Darzi"

Samjhay panchvi fail :-D

hahahahaha

Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :

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... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,

"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"

And the ans is :

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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!

Teacher

Teacher
" How Can We Stop
Milk From Getting Sour ? "

Little Jhonny
"Keep It In The Cow ..." ;->

Bari mushkil se hum rat

Bari mushkil se hum rat ko asman se ap k liye

* CHAND *Or * TARAY *

Lany gae lakin wahan ja kar yaad aya k

* SHAPER *To hum ghar bhool aay

ferrari ki sawari

Boy : Wts ur name?
Girl : Q btaon main tmhe nhi janti
Boy : Na btao main kon sa tumhe apni ferrari me btha rha hun
Girl : Shazia B.Com part-1, wo samne wali gali me teesre makan me rhti hun mjhay red color pasand he khanay me biryani pasand he....

PATHAN...

Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshan

Tujhay dekhne ke liye baichain hain ham aur mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman

Tujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insan

Per Kahan say dohnd leta hai tujhay Peshawar ka Pathan,

baap betay k skool s

Baap Betay K Skool Se Wapis Aya Aur Bola
Beta School Se Shikayet I Hai

Betay Ne Kaha
''Konsi Shikayet Papa ,Mein Toh Mahinay Sy School Nai Ja Rha..

Falling in love is

Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!

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Aik Tha Kutta Aik Thi Bili Un Ki

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