Aik Tha Kutta Aik Thi Bili Un Ki

Aik Tha Kutta Aik Thi Bili Un Ki
Aik Tha Kutta Aik Thi Bili Un Ki
Thi Bari Yari Mar Gaye Bili
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May, 17 2010     95 chars (1 sms)     3262 views       Funny

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"veer

jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga

"wanted"

ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to

uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA...
Larkiyan shalwar k neechy
kiya penanti hain?


SOCHO




AUR SOCHO



GUESS?




Phir SOCHO..




Inta Ajeeb to mat
SOCHO,





Pagal na bano




"chappal pehnti hain"
Meine kaha pyar mein kuch bhi kar sakta hun Daaaaarling...
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Usne muskra ke kaha:WATAN CARD to dilwa do Qk hamare shahar mein bhi selaab aaya tha.
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, I''m already married
''Wada KAro
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To?
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Pura karo
Or kisi KI Laaat Baaan Kbhi Na Toro
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SuFI BAAP Ki TARHA''
1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?

Writer: 6 months

Doctor: 2 months

Lawyer: 1 month

Prof: 1 week

Student: Pehle ye batao paper kab hai?
Zor se chali hawa.. urr gaya pappu..

wah wah!

zor se chali hawa urr gaya pappu..

phir?

phir kya?

Ruk gai hawa.. gir gaya pappu.. :P
Common sense :D
Ye lo ik hi seekh bachi thi tumharay hissay ki khalo tum nay to pocha nahi.

par hamain akelay khanay ki adat nahi.

khalo kia yad karogey
Near or far wherever U are,
My best wishes are with U,
Aap jiyo hazaro saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish heart se!

“Happy Birthday”
Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?

























Ans : On their Wedding. . . ;->
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy