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May, 17 2010     95 chars (1 sms)     3032 views       Funny

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Choti si Memory wala tera mobile hai
Kuch to Khayal kar.
Judge - Sach Sach
BtaoTum Ne Apni Biwi
Per Kis Waja Se Haath
Uthaya Tha

Mulzim - 3 Baato''n Ki
Waja Se
1. Us ki Kamar Meri
Taraf Thi
2. Us k Haath Me Belan
Nhi Tha
3. Aur Sab Se Bari
Waja, Mere Bhaagne k
Liye Darwaza Khula
Tha ... ;->
Never Attend A Class




Why ... ? ? ?






John Nash Said :

"Classes Make u Dull . It Destroys The Potential
Of Creative Thinking"

So Dun Be Dull ... =)
Aj SUNDAY hai

Is msg ko saat logon ko bhejiye.

Beleive me 7 din baad

Phir SUNDAY a jaya ga

Don''t Ignore it Its True.
Khush Ho Jao

Bhangra Dalo

Cityan Maro

Table Bajao

Takrain Maro

Phir Pankhay Par Latak Jao

Gol Gol Ghomo

Aaj Rat


Han Aj Raat




12 Nahi Bajainge. ;->
''Film k poster k uper kisi peer k urras ka poster lag gaya dono thory phat gay or txt ye ban gaya
1 ticket me 2 mazy movie k bad langer b hoga Hazrat Allama MOlana Gujjar Badmash Sultan Rahi k ful action khawaten k liye pardy ka khas intazam Nargis k dill fareb raqs me shariq ho k sawab-e-daren hasil karen!''
Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Karachi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won''t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It''s addressed to Sialkot.
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge.

Shaadi ke baad - Baaki sab Sukhi HoJayenge..
i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u''l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"

Do U Knw Wat Is Diffrnce

Between Radio Nd Akhbar?






Simple
Janix


Akhbaar ME Hum Rotyaan Bech Skte Nd Radio Mai Ni;->
Close ur eyes..
Think about urself

Ur face,
Ur style,
Ur nature,
Ur looks,
Now open ur eyes.
U have spent half a min watching
A HORROR MOVIE! :-)
Mubarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya Aur Ab Pakistan Taraqi Kare Ga,
Atta,
Ghee,
Bijli,
Petrol,
Gas Free Milega.


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Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko.. ;->