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Jack-Ever Since My Boss Threatened To Fire Me!
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May, 15 2010
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Tum Sari Dunya
Tum Sari Dunya
se Hut k ho,
Tumhari Guftagu
Tumhara Style
Tumhara Sub Kuch
Sub se HuT ker hy
Isi Liye Tumhen Dekhtey he Dil kehta hy
ChaL HuT . . . ;->
What Is B.E. . . .
What Is B.E. . . .
8 semesters are there
80GB syllabus
80MB we study
80KB we remember
80 Bytes we answer
BINARY marks we get,
The Degree finally we get is BE
That is Brain Empty (B.E) . . . ;->
Sardar was traveling in train
Sardar was traveling in train
A woman sat on his son''s berth & didn''t get up
Sardar complained to the Railway Officer
THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.
Jab Usne Humse Taluq
Jab Usne Humse Taluq Tora Hum ß Usey keh Aaye .....
ßil ßatori NaasAAn çhorri Adi Mithi Adi korri am sory am sory
Father:P
Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.
Man Stunnd,Omg!
... R U Riya
No
Anu?
No
Pari?
No
Jasi?
No
Lady in confusion
No Sir I am The Class Teacher
Of Ur Son :P :D
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Wife Says;
Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.
Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
A Bomb Should Have
Fallen Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON ..
1 Krayedar Ne Raat 1:00
1 Krayedar Ne Raat 1:00 Pm Bje Malak Mkan Ka Door Khtkhtaya
Or Kaha K Me 5 Month Ka Kraya Ada Nhi Kr Skta.
Malak Mkan Ne Kaha K Ye Baat To Tum Mujhe
Morning Bhi Bta Skte The.
Krayedar Ne Kaha Mene Socha
K Is Tenshion Me
Akela Hi Kyun Jagta Rahun.
larka larki went on
Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,
Baap: Kaha Ho?
Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu
Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->
zara bs ka horn poo poo baja do
1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do
IF YOU
IF
YOU
NEED
SPACE
THAN
JOIN
NASA. . . . ;->
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