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aik aadmi k ghr k samne
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aik aadmi k ghr k samne
aik aadmi k ghr k samne
aik aadmi k ghr k samne gdha mra hu pra tha!
Usne Muncipal commeitte ko fone kya or kaha k mere ghr k samne gdha mra pra he uthwa len!
jwab mila k wahin dfun kr do!
Us aadmi ko ghussa to buhat aaya pr tahammul se bola: G me dfun krne lga tha mgr
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mrhoom k bachon ko itlaa ko krni thi na...!!
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Zindagi ka Safar & women
What is common between
Zindagi ka Safar & women?
Koi samjha nahi koi jaana nahi.. :-D
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:
Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?
Pathan:
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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
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CHOWKIDARI Karon.
Send Dis Msg To 7,000 Ppl
Send Dis Msg To 7,000 Ppl
Do Not Ignore!
Dis Is Not A Joke
Its GODS Grace!
After A Month
U Will Receive Sumthing Big
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UR BILL
Teacher- A ke baad kya aata hai..?
Teacher- A ke baad kya aata hai..?
Student- A ke baad?....kya bolti tu!!!
Tongue Twister
Tongue Twister
The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !
( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )
Say it!
iqraremohabbat kuc
Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Kuch Gunah Tou Nahi Hai
Bas Pehle Ye Pata Ker Lena
''''Bhai Kitne Hain.." ;->
Considering his achievments of
Considering his
achievments of
creating shortage of,
Wheat
gas
power
suger
water
Musharaf has been
give the title of
Quaid-e-Qillat...!!!!!!!
wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r
wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r grAndAughter???
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s|mpLe-"pOti" :-D
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.
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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)
A beautiful young
A beautiful young bride said to her 80 years old husband: "Sweetie, lets go upstairs and make love".He replied: "Make a choice, I can''t do both''''
ApuN Ko FAQEER
ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,
Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,
Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->
Father:Tumne c
Father:Tumne college mai sub se mushkil kam konsa sikha.
Beta:2 kam sikhe,
Aik danto se bear ki botel kholna,
Dosra teiz andhi mai 1 teeli se cigarat jlana! ;-)
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