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aik aadmi k ghr k samne
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aik aadmi k ghr k samne
aik aadmi k ghr k samne
aik aadmi k ghr k samne gdha mra hu pra tha!
Usne Muncipal commeitte ko fone kya or kaha k mere ghr k samne gdha mra pra he uthwa len!
jwab mila k wahin dfun kr do!
Us aadmi ko ghussa to buhat aaya pr tahammul se bola: G me dfun krne lga tha mgr
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mrhoom k bachon ko itlaa ko krni thi na...!!
:)
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Din Main 5 SmS,
Din Main 5 SmS,
Raat Main 10 SmS,
Haftay Main 200 SmS,
Month Main 1000 SmS,
Mujhay Bhej Kar
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil Karain..
"SHUKRIYA" ;->
A beggar meets another beggar.
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???
Dog1 : Main Is Area
Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun
Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar Se Milna Ha¡
Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !
Chup . . .
Aawaz Mat Karo . .
Boss Msg Parh Rhe Hei
Mubarkan hon g mubarkan
Mubarkan hon g mubarkan
Balle balle
Haye shaawa
Chak de phatte
Aha ahaOoo...
OoOoO...Oo
Gidda paa lo bai gidda paa lo..
Mauj mana lo
Tak taka tak
Tak taka tak
Duzzz..Duzzz..
Bishken...Bishken
Totak totak totak tutian hy jamalo Hy jamalo
-Kyunke-
Bande nu hasde khelde rena chaida a
on this special day
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Salesman:This computer will
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
Few Sweetest kisses...
Few Sweetest kisses...
loveliest kiss: on cheeks..
Romantic kissL on lips..
Hottest kiss: On ur Vehicals Silencer...
Yakeen nahi to try kar lena....
Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11
Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11
Because It Was
Said By Govinda
In Film Ek Aur Ek Gyara
- Avi Msg Sent u Avi
''-
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-
-
Avi Msg
Sent u Avi
Perh Lu Avi
Tey 4Wd vi ker Du
Avi
Note-[Thora Hass Vi Lu Avi]''
dum guy was
dum guy was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
"Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...
Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...
Whenever Going To Meet Ur GF..
Make Sure U Have
Ur Cell Fone..
N
When U R In Deep Trouble Keep Ur Cell Fone 8 Silent... =P ;->
what is the diffrence b/w
what is the diffrence b/w Egyptians Mummies and Pakistani Mummies..?
Children are afarid of egyptians mummies.../
aNd
fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies .../ ;->
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