aik aadmi k ghr k samne

aik aadmi k ghr k samne
aik aadmi k ghr k samne gdha mra hu pra tha!

Usne Muncipal commeitte ko fone kya or kaha k mere ghr k samne gdha mra pra he uthwa len!

jwab mila k wahin dfun kr do!

Us aadmi ko ghussa to buhat aaya pr tahammul se bola: G me dfun krne lga tha mgr
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mrhoom k bachon ko itlaa ko krni thi na...!!
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Oct, 01 2014     310 chars (2 sms)     4271 views       Funny

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Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu
Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main
Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..

tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun
tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..

tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu
shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..

itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu
tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..

Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF

& He Loses His Memory.

Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.

Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.

Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :-P
Mohabat Itni Karu K Farq Na rahe

Intezar itna karu k Waqt na rahe

Bahrosa itna karu k Shak na rahe

Aur

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Miss Itna karu k Dooooori na rahe :) :)
Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.
Main teray pyar mei,
Pagal hua chhALIAY. .
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Iodex maliay kaam te chaliay. . . ;->
Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo DSP Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai..... >
1 ch0te bache ne darwaza kh0la aur apni behen k BOY FRND k0 dekh kar masumiat se b0la:
Aap r0z baji se milne aajate hai, Kia apki apni baji nai hai ;-)
Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
Pathan:-

ALLAH tu mujhe
100 Rs
de ga to
50 Rs
teri rah main dounga


Raste main usko 50 Rs mile

Pathan Bola:-
ya ALLAH

itna bi bharosa nahi tha apney pehle hee kaat liye pasey
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge.

Shaadi ke baad - Baaki sab Sukhi HoJayenge..
Which is the only woman to have crossed the seven seas on foot!!!


Socho, socho!!!



Divya Bharti!

Saath samundar paar main tere peeche peeche aa gayi!
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(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
,,J L,,
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,,
//
(,")> WHY?
<( )''
,,J L,,
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!