Itni pyar bhari nazron se

Itni pyar bhari nazron se
itni pyar bhari nazron se dekha usne mjhe

AYE DOST

dil to gaya hi gaya

sath main 10 rupay wala somasa bhi gir gaya
  

Jul, 22 2014     122 chars (1 sms)     3916 views       Funny

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Height of Orkuting...!


Boss got angry with employee as he saw him orkuting....!


Ssends his termination through Scrap..!
You r a DOG


KyuN Bura Laga Na?



Par Bura Mat Mano



DOG means..

D=Demand

O=Of

G=Girls
a man kills a deer n cooks it,n doesnt tell kids abt it..



he gives a clue to dem..
"its sumthing wht ur mom calls me"



son screams:dun eat it....."KUTTA HAI"
''A man had his credit card stolen.

He however decided not to report it

because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''
Are U Emotionally Dumbed ?





Creatively Challenged ?






Artistically Void ?





Socially Hopeless ???




And



Financially Desprate ....????







Congrates You Are A





PAKISTANI .... ;->


pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"



bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->
You r the biggest fool on earth...
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upar dekh liya na..
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho..?
V e r y
T r u e ...

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?


Socho ?












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Gadha kitna bekar janwar hai duniya is ko nakara hi samajti hai, is main aqal b nahi hoti magar is bechare ki himat to deko ye sms kitne ghore se per raha hai.
Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.......?

Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.
Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .




Doob Jaaane Ko Dil Chahta Hai








Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno




















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