Itni pyar bhari nazron se

Itni pyar bhari nazron se
itni pyar bhari nazron se dekha usne mjhe

AYE DOST

dil to gaya hi gaya

sath main 10 rupay wala somasa bhi gir gaya
  

Jul, 22 2014     122 chars (1 sms)     4348 views       Funny

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Waisey tou un dono bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal na thi "paPpu"




Par raat ko Cheni ki khatir dono kutton ki tarha lar
paray... ;->
Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful












Monkey ... ;->

Cho0se one number;

10

20

30

40

50

60

70

80

90

100

Then
i will tell you
Nothing
Tumhain to CHASKA he par gaya hai k kuch intresting reply hoga ... ;->
Dar Dar Phirte Han Gam E Ishq Ke Maare

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Dar Dar Phirte Han Gam E Ishq Ke Maare
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Laado Ke Lashkaraee
Jagg Magg Kapre Sareey
Take a Bowl Fill it With GRAPES Put Your Hand In It Go In Front Of Mirror You Know What You Will Find...?? LANGOOR Key HATH Mei ANGOOR...!!!
Ab Kare''n Apni Ya
Relative Ki Shaadi
Ki Booing
NATIONAL STADIUM
Mein ...


Kyun k






CRICKET Tou Ab PAKISTAN
Mein Hogi Nahi ... ;->
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”''
Teacher: Harbhajan is male or female?
Student: Female.
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"
The Mark Of A
True M.B.A Is That


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He Is Often Wrong

But

Seldom In Doubt ... ;->
''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.''
A Lawyer


Will Do Anything


To Win A Case



Some Times


He Will Even


Tell The Truth … ;->
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?

Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....

wherever u go out network follows