Itni pyar bhari nazron se

Itni pyar bhari nazron se
itni pyar bhari nazron se dekha usne mjhe

AYE DOST

dil to gaya hi gaya

sath main 10 rupay wala somasa bhi gir gaya
  

Jul, 22 2014     122 chars (1 sms)     4619 views       Funny

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while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers
I met money.

I said u r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled n said

ofcourse i''m a piece of paper

but i havn''t seen a dustbin yet in life.
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Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy



Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy



Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)

Golden Words.:

" A Man Who Is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol,

Is More Safe Then

A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.."
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How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day
Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .

Jawani mei howe barbad . . .

WAH WAH . . .

Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->
Collage Ki Ladki.

Ghar Ki Kidki.

Dono Taadne K Lye Use Hote Hain . . !!
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Mobile & Mobil Oil
Me Kya Same Hai?







Dono Ka Kharcha Insaan Ki Kamar Tor Deta Hai.
Begaane Kaun Hai?








Jo Gaane B Se Shuru Honge..


Begaane
Bazu main dam rakhta hun, Dil main gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!
An application:
Dear sir,

Arz way k ajj kal mera school vich Dil nai lagda,
te raat nu neendr v nai aandi,
kyun k school vich kurriyan bohat ghat ne,
Te meri class vich te ik v nai,
te jairriyan ustaniyan ne,
oh sab ehniyaan kojiyan ne k veikhan nu Dil nai karda,
te madam v koi khaas patakha nai,
hor nai te kuj "kam vaaliyan" hi sohniyan rakh lavo.
Tuhadi Mehrbani hosi,
Urs faithfully,

ROSHAN KHAYAAL STUDENT"