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Itni pyar bhari nazron se
itni pyar bhari nazron se dekha usne mjhe

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Jul, 22 2014     122 chars (1 sms)     4367 views       Funny

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LIKE about YOU
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Arey Yaar kuchh to acha kiya hota zindagi mein
Astronomers Say
"The Universe Is
Finite..."
Which Is A Comforting
Thought
For Those People ,
Who Cannot Remember
Where They Leave
Things ... ;->
Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya


Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.






What?



Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua

Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho Gi?

Student:Pehlay Ye To Btain K

Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard?


Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.

Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
.
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY

Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
Shadi Krna Or Krwana IsLaMi FarEzA Hai


Main (Shadiaan)
kRtA HOn,
Tum
(Meri Shadiaan)
Krwatay jAo.

Aao MiL K iS IsLaMI FaREzay kO
PoRa kRAin
Khila Hua Gulaab




Aur




Laga Hua Julaab





Hamesha Nahi Rehte ..... ;->


Moral
[ Failure Is Temporary ... =) ]
Boys Philosphy . . .

Shaadi Aise Ghar Main Ho

Jahan Sasur Maaldar Ho

Aur Saas Beemaar Ho

Biwi Kaisi Bhi Chale Gi

Par Saaliya''n d Chaar Ho . . . ;->
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