Brain is the most

Brain is the most
Brain is the most outstanding organ it works for 24 Hours 365 days right from the time of birth but stops only when we enter th Exam Hall...

Dhoke-Baaz:-D
  

Aug, 10 2013     156 chars (1 sms)     5399 views       Exam

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Attitude of a ''STUDENT''

"This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me.
How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper.
I''ll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me" =P =D
Aft Our Exam, Our Books Ll Sing A Song, Guess Which Song


Guess.!







''Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me'':-)
Cricket T20 aur ipl ki waja se improve hva hai...

hame b apna Examination system improve karnay k liye exams me ye step lene Chahiye:-

1-Har paper 1.5 ghanty or 50 number ka hona chahiya.

2-Har 30 mint ka bad mashwre k lye break hona chahiye.

3-Hame 1 free hit den jis me student apni marzi k 1 sawal ka apni marzi ka jawab de.

4-pehle 20 mint ka power play jis me examinerhall se bahar rahe.

5-Agr kisi sawal ka Ans ghalat ho to review ka option hona chahiya ta k student book se confrm kr le...
Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!

Answer sheet main jo likha hai uski Faryad na krna,

Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!

Uski Fikar main Apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna:)
The Funniest And
Highly Impossible Msg
A Student Can Ever Send
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I Finished Studies. Did You?
Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"

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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... ;->
Todays Students Thinking

Thousands Of Yesterdays Are Gone..

Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come..

But Still A Hope Is Alove..

Kal Se Pakka Parhenge
Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl feirnd..
But wht about a failed student..??
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A Beautiful Teacher..!!
Examz se 1 month pehle aane wale 1st ashray ki dua: Ae Allah aaj se padhne ka irada kr rha hn, meri madad krna

2nd ashre ki dua:
Allah jo sawal mein yaad kron sirf wo imthan me aaye''n

Aakhri ashre ki dua:
Ae Allah is bar pass kra de agli bar khoob dil laga k parho''n ga.. ;->
jab b paper attempt kar k uthney lago to dua manga karo k

"Ya Allah jis k pass mera paper jaye uss kee biwi maekey gaye ho, uss k bachey bahar khailney ghaye hon aur ussey checking k waqt koi bill wasool na ho"
Ameen
classic example for students of different age
groups :-

1st to 3 rd stndard- hey I studied everything
for exam...
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4th to 6th std- Hey that Question was very
hard so I dint read that..

6th to 10th std- hey read only important
questions...

10 th to 11 th std- abe 4 chapters r enough....

12 th- saale whch exam is 2day...

Engineering/medical students - Oh ! exam aaj tha ....
Kamino bataya kyon nahi ..??
Knw Wat It Feels Lyk While Xamz?

Tick Tock
Mind Block
Pen Stop
Eyes Up
Tym Shock
Jaw Drop
No Luck
Tym''s Up
Oh Fu#K
Xams Suck
Stil Good Luck