Brain is the most

Brain is the most outstanding organ it works for 24 Hours 365 days right from the time of birth but stops only when we enter th Exam Hall...

Dhoke-Baaz:-D

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A GENIUS Is A Person

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100"

-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Sem !!

Attitude of a ''STUDENT''

Attitude of a ''STUDENT''

"This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me.
How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper.
I''ll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me" =P =D

1st Line 2 Be Writeen

1st Line 2 Be Writeen In Exams:

"All The Answers Written Below Are Imagnary And Work Of My Creative Mind. Any Resemblence To Text Book Is Unintentional And Purely Accidental...

Student''s declaration

Student''s declaration at the end of answer paper. It Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!

I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2 the best of mine & my friend''s knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4 any mistakes.

Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental

Exams are like GIRL

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

What Is The True Meaning

What Is The True Meaning Of STUDY ... ???

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S . Sleeping
T . Talking
U . Unlimited Sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning

So Study Hard ... ;->

Aft Our Exam

Aft Our Exam, Our Books Ll Sing A Song, Guess Which Song

Guess.!

''Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me'':-)

Paper Se Pehle Ki

Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"

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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... ;->

New exam pattern

New exam pattern->

1. General students : Ans ALL questions

2. OBC : Write ANY question.

3. SC : Read ONLY questions.

4. ST : Thanks for coming to exam

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!

Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional

Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Days Left For Exams

Keeping The Syllabus Constant

Zubaida Apa’s 1st Law Of Tension

Recite SURAH QALAM

Recite SURAH QALAM Complete And SURAH AMBIYA (Ayah 79 To 91)

A Day Before Ur Exam Paper.They Have Miraculuos Effects.

Forward To Everyone U Want To Help For Better Result.

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