Judge 2 pak police Pervez Musharraf

Judge 2 pak police Pervez Musharraf
Judge 2 pak police Pervez Musharraf
court se kese faraar ho gaye ?
Police - Sir wo bhaag me mahair hai ap
ko nahi pata woo kargil yuddh me kese bhage the?
  

Apr, 24 2013     157 chars (1 sms)     6262 views       Double Meaning

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"Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka"

"Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka."
Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?

Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.

Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai.

Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.


1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.



Ye 2 Ghanta Ki


Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.
Phochta
Hai Jab Koi K Duniya Mein
Mohabbat Hai Kahan?
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Muskura Deta Hon Main
Or Yaad Aa Jati Hy Maa….
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Ki
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Honay wali
Bahao..
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac.... tacatac..
De tacatac.... tacatac..











Stupid I am playing table tennis.... ;->

'BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl: sharma k, kahan?BOy: vOte dene!SOch badlO mulk badly ga"'
To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
LIFE MEANS:-
6 frnds,
2 bikes but no petrol
exam nite,6 duffers no notes.
sitting on sea view ,
6 smokers n only 1 cigrete!
1 girl,6 frnds n all saying “teri bhabhi hai
Most good judgment comes from experience. BUT Most experience comes from bad judgment.
SARDAR goes to library & asks for a book:
"Psycho the Rapist"
Librarian searches for half an hour & comes back,slaps him & says
"Psychotherapist" saalay...
Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"Aap ko bar bar
"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODA AUGUST"
mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..