Judge 2 pak police Pervez Musharraf

Judge 2 pak police Pervez Musharraf
Judge 2 pak police Pervez Musharraf
court se kese faraar ho gaye ?
Police - Sir wo bhaag me mahair hai ap
ko nahi pata woo kargil yuddh me kese bhage the?
  

Apr, 24 2013     157 chars (1 sms)     6266 views       Double Meaning

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SARDAR goes to library & asks for a book:
"Psycho the Rapist"
Librarian searches for half an hour & comes back,slaps him & says
"Psychotherapist" saalay...
mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka
Girls misuse it!

Anger robs it!

Models sell it!

Photogrphs cage it!

Doctors advice it!

Death freezes it!

Artists create it!

That''s SMILE
Keep Smiling..
Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!

'BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl: sharma k, kahan?BOy: vOte dene!SOch badlO mulk badly ga"'
Most good judgment comes from experience. BUT Most experience comes from bad judgment.
1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik bht khubsort jwan lrki ko lift di,

Achank rsty main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra,

Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha,

Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.

MORAL:
mery sms gandy nahi hoty...
Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon,
jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa
ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k.
sari windows bhi band kar do,
parday girrakar lights off kar do aur
tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon,
apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k...........


mari ghari ki bhi light lagti hai
Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P ;)
Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo




agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do
Hello hello mera lelo


kya?


Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?


ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?


AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?



DIL
chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.