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Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,
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Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,
memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila
kion??
memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->
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''Shohr apni biwi se,"
''Shohr apni biwi se,"Hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfain jaan-e-tamana KHUDA QASAM Agli bar "Khaane" main baal aaya to SAJNI se GAJNI bana dunga.....''
U knw wt?
U knw wt?
U r un4getbl..
U knw y?
Cz u r so sweet..
U knw hw?
In ur own simple ways
u make me feel special..
U knw wen?
Snce d day we bcame FRIENDS..:-)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A Lover gives Love...
A Lover gives Love...
A Father gives Protection.. .
A Mother gives Life...
but A Real Friend gives
'' nice girls Cell No.''
That is frndship...
Now its a gud chance 2
prove your frnship.. ;)
Katil Lagta Hai Aadmi
Katil Lagta Hai Aadmi
Jab Uske Haath Main TALWAAR Hoti Hai
Us Se Bhi Katil Lagti Hai AURUT
Jab Uske Badan Pe Na KURTA Na SALWAAR Hoti Hai
Love Is The Thing That ...
Love Is The Thing That ...
Enables A Woman To Sing
While She Mopes Up The Floor
After
Her Husband Has
Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... ;->
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
Accounts k student ki gaali:-
Accounts k student ki gaali:-
Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,
tu paida kion howa ?
Last Night Katrina Said 2 Me
Last Night Katrina Said 2 Me
iTs Too Late, Jano aJ rat Main
Tumharay Ghar Rukon Gi..!
I RepLied: jAn Tum Agr Ruk Gai
To Phr Main Nai Rukon Ga... =P ;->
Do aadmi aik baraat me gye.
Do aadmi aik baraat me gye.
Vahan inhe bar bar pani pesh kya jata.
Tang a kar aik ne kaha:
janab halaq me pani phans gya hai.
Thore se chaval de dain.
in which caseman st
In which case-MAN start Swetting
in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..
Think..
shopping
100 Rupay Ka note mila
1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
.
.
. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola
"khair Mubarak" ;p : )
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko
Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,
Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,
Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,
Aur,
GADHO,
*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
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