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tanha dekh k mjhse faraz ne kaha.. apka doston ne apko bhula dya hoga... mene muskra k jawab diya.... wo beawafa nai tharki hain kisi larki ka number hath agaya hoga........

Feb, 02 2012 251 chars (2 sms) 5515 views Funny

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D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra

D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra Connection Kis K Sath Hota Hai?

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Apko To Pata
Hona Chahiye

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Poket Sayyyyy

Fone Number

1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??

Teacher: Zinda rehne k

Teacher: Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???

Student:
Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hy
sanam ... ;->

science k teacher kehtey

science k teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mil kar jism ka nizam challatey hein,

Urdu k Teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mukhtalif hotey hein,dimagh kuch aur kehta hai aur dil kuch aur,

So students mein nein hal dhoond liya hai,

"Aayo apney apney dil kissi ko dey aayein phir khali dimagh k saath study karein ghey"

''Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To

''Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K
Write An Essay On
“My Friend”
5 Times. . .
Or Agr Government Student Mistake Kray To Master Subah 8:30 Murga Bnata Hai,Or 2:00 BJAY Kehta Hai K Chalo Ab Dafa Ho Jao Chutti Ho Gai Hai.
Student Tang AA K Kehta Hai Sir 30 Mints Or Ruk Jain,
Master:KYUN?
Student:Sir [...]''

1 Frnd:

1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1:Bataya Tha

2:Phir

1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

" Pakistani Di Mushkil

" Pakistani Di Mushkil

Ghar Wich Punjabi Bolo

School Wich Urdu Bolo

Paper English Wich Karu

Tay

Maran To Baad Hisab Arbi Wich

Ufff !!

Hon Tusi Daso K Banda Kray Te Ki Kray. "

you are my friend

you are my friend
To kya karoo naachoo.

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Bas khush Anything for you.

''1 admi apny dost k gar

''1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla.

Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?

Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.

Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?

Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?

Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.

Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, Ap b kahen jaen.

Bacha bola: Men b tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu''

''Aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof banaya.

''Aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof banaya.

Pata he kasay?

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Bilkul aisay.
Ab 26 ho gay.''

2 bache ache hain

Shair araz kia hai
pewasta e shajar se umeed e bahar rakh
:-):-)

bchay 2 hi ache ,biviyan beshak 4 rakh

ap nay pichlay sal eid par

Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par
meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the.
Is saal kia irada ha.
Shohar: is saal us main
current chornay ka irada ha. :->

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