Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
  

May, 13 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2710 views       Funny

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dnt drink,
dnt have gurl frnd,
dnt play cards,
no late nites,






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Sms Kartay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
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Sms Krtay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
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Nahi Krtay To"Mukhtaraan Mai" K Bhai Lagtay Ho!!!
Tickt chkr; "bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
iske umer 12 se zeada hai"

fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain"

t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun,
gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, I''m already married
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?





















Ans:

1 => No Mind



2 => No Business . . . . . ;->
One Lady Delivered Twins, Surprisingly One Is Boy & Other Is Dog
How Is It Possible
Her Hubby Is A Vodafone User
Wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P ;)
To
The S.H.O,
Police Station.
Sir, If my friend will not sms me, kindly i request u to take action against him & encounter his useless mobile ;->
I Don''t Cheat,

I Just Change The Rules!

I Always Want To Rise Up,

But Gravity Brings Me Down!

GLOBAL WARMING BURNT MY HOMEWORK
Muna Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note
Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?

Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai...

Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na?
:-@


Aik Bachey Ne Zardari Se Kha
Janab 14 Mahine Ho Gay Humare
School Main Teacher Nahin Aya.

Zardari To School Kaise Chal Raha Hai,
Bacha Jaise Mulk Chal Raha Hai
A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

It''s Entitled :

" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong ..." ;->