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Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
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Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
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''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Da
''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day
Aur
Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye
To
Is Yakeen k Saath
Aansu Saaf karna
k
Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor''
1 box wasnt opening
1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->
If A PARATHA
If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?
Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!
Larkiyan shalwar k neechy kiya penanti hain
Larkiyan shalwar k neechy
kiya penanti hain?
SOCHO
AUR SOCHO
GUESS?
Phir SOCHO..
Inta Ajeeb to mat
SOCHO,
Pagal na bano
"chappal pehnti hain"
ab parhai soch samaj
Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,
kyou k....?
GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta
Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta Hai Tu Auski Kabar Par Likha Hota Hai
" Akhri Aram Gah "
Jab Musharaf Maray Ga Tu Auski Kabar Pe Likha Hoo Ga
" AKhri Haram Da "
.
Sorry Musharaf Shab
Kiya KAru public Demand HA
How Was Your First Day At School .
Mother : How Was Your First Day At School . . . ? ? ?
Son : It Was All Right Except For Some Men Called "TEACHER"
Who Kept Spoiling All Our Fun . . . ;->
Karachi K Halat!
Karachi K Halat!
"Paint Shirt"
Pheno Tu Pathan Nahe Choraengy,
"Shalwar Qamez"
Pheno Tu MQM Walay Nahe Choraengy.
"Chaddi Banyan"
Pehno Tu Taleban Nahe Chroaegy,
Or "Kch Na Pehno"
To Awam Nahe Choregi.
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD.
MaiN GooNgA h00N
SahiL
ki
Geeli
Rait
par,
MaiNe
us
se
Poocha,
Tu
bolta
Q
nahi,
Wo
Palken
Jhuka
kar
Muskura
Diya,
Or..
Rait
per
Likha
.
.
MaiN GooNgA h00N... =P ;->
hazraat eik zarori e
HazrAAt Eik ZArori ELAAn SuniyE . . .
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.
HAzrAAt DemAgh kA ELaAj kArwAiyE ELAAN sunA jAtA hAi
PArhA nhi jAtA.. ;->
School and College Difference
Difference Between School &
College:
.
.
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.
.
.
.
In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Back
Bench..
But In College If You Were
Late,
You Had To Sit On First
Bench.. :)
Pee...peeeeeeep....
Pee...peeeeeeep....
Pe-PeeeeeeeP...
PeeeeeeeeeeeP..
Pe-Pe-PeeeeeeeeeeeeP...
peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeP....
Samne se hut jao... , SMS
aa raha hai mera..
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