Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)

May, 13 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 3775 views Funny

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char dinnan da pyar oye rabba

char dinnan da pyar oye rabba

panjwein din honee lardai

''Girl to Doctor:

''Girl to Doctor:

Last time Aap ne Mera Abortion Kiya,
To Aap BLADE Ander Bhool Gaye Thy.

Mere 10 Dost na Mard ho Gaye,

8 k Khoon Nikal Aaya

Aur

19 ki Ungliyan Cut Gaien. :-D''

Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi

Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?

Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe

To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!

close ur eyes... think abt ur self

close ur eyes...

think abt ur self

ur face,

ur style,

ur nature,

ur looks,

now open ur eyes..

u hv jus spent half a minute watching a

horror movie!!!

Nayi-Nayi Shadi Thi Naya Tha Zamana

Nayi-Nayi Shadi Thi
Naya Tha Zamana
Dulha Bechain Tha
Sun-Ne Ko Gana
Dulhan Ne Shuru Kiya
Gana

"Bhaiya Mere Rakhi Ke Bandhan Ko Nibana"

some beautiful lines

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

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Nice na...?? =P ;->

A fat girl is waiting

A fat girl is waiting 4 bus at bus stop.How do u describe this in 1 word? Think!!Itna difficult question nai.
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MOTIVATING ;-)

god made a daylight

God made a daylight n is called Sun,

God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun,

God made a nightlight n is called Moon,

God made a U and is
called Cartoon.....;->

this lite going tym

This Lite Going Tym Is Brought To You By:

Radio Mirchi Fm
(suno,sunao,life banao)

Media Partner Ibm

Wild stone 4 men

New Vival Soap(khoobsurti ander se nikhare)

Happy Loadshading...=P;->

Pakistan Ka Qaumi Phal Sabr Ka Phal

Pakistan Ka Qaumi Phal
Sabr Ka Phal

Qaumi Libaas
Kala Coat

Qaumi Khel
Muzakarat

Qaumi Dua
Ya Allah Light Aa Jaye ... ;->

Chor 1 ghar me chori

Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURT
NAI,452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,TIJORI KHUL JAYGI" Jaise hi
button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se bola"AAJ MERA
INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA "! . . . . .

What is the meaning of PyaR think

What is the meaning of PyaR
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.The frnds sitting in BAR n say 2 each other P-YAAR

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