Aj me bohat udas hon

Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary

lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p

May, 13 2010 133 chars (1 sms) 2514 views Funny

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I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
Copy to clipboard''

Ek Muddat Se Meri Maa Nahi Soyi

Ek Muddat Se Meri Maa Nahi Soyi
JAn|x...

Main ne ek baar kaha tha,
Mujhe Raat Ko Bachiyan Phone Karti Hain... =P ;->

SaRdar ji went

SaRdar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
Man says: CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren last words
The meaning is -> YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!

Have u heard about

Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He''s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.

jungle attendence....

jungle attendence....
tiger,
present sir...
rabbit ,
present sir....
monkey...
monkey...
monkey...
stop reading n give attendence dumboo

"Golden Words"

"Golden Words"

Agar tum jisay pasnad kartay ho usse na pa sako tou

''LANAT HAI TUM PE''

Ek Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,

Ek Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,
Tumara Favrate Actress Kon Hai.
To Pathan Ne Kaha.
Katreena
Kareena
Pretty
Prianka
Amisha
Aur

Shahid Kapoor.

''Tumari Yaad Muje is Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~

''Tumari Yaad Muje is
Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~

jJesay taiz Aandi mein
SHAAPER aaty hain..;-)''

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)

yeh mere kahani...??

yeh mere kahani...??

yeh mere kahani...??

bakee kul sunao ga...heheh

boy: suniye

boy: suniye
girl: kahiye
boy: aapko ek KAAM dena tha
girl: hein! KAAM! konsa KAAM?
boy:ZUKAAM

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Aj me bohat udas hon

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