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Aaj k din Quaid-e-Azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D

May, 12 2010     96 chars (1 sms)     1911 views       Funny

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Ans: SHADI......

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Farishta: Hisaab Shoru
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Musharaf has been
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Quaid-e-Qillat... ;->
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