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made in pakistan run fast
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made in pakistan run fast
made in pakistan run fast
Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,
Toyota pased by.
He told the driver:
Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
Honda passed.
He again:
Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
for Prado,
He again gave same compliment.
Taxi Driver got angry.
When reached the destination,
Taxi driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.
Japnese:Wht?
So much this is.
The angry drivr replied:
Txi meter
Made in Pakistan run fast ;->
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Best error message of the century.....!!!!
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No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->
H o n e s t y I s T h e B e s t
U n d o u b t l y
H o n e s t y
I s
T h e
B e s t
P o l i c y ...
W h e n
T h e r e
I s
M o n e y
I n
I t ... ;)
Musharaf kay janay
Musharaf kay janay kay baad ye dil ki dua hai Faraz...
Zardari ko phanti lagay Altaf kay sath
Whats difference
Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!
Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,
Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,
Sorry Yar Tmhre
Hise Ka Roza Mai
B Tou Ni Rakh Skta..;->:-|
if lovers are like m
If lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars
than i have noticed that the sky looks good without
moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother
WIFE:main maeke ja
WIFE:main maeke ja rhi han,te tenu talak de notis bhej dewangi.
HUSBAND: ja ja aive mithian galan krke mainu khush karan
di koshish na kar
Hazaro lrkiyan aisi k
Hazaro lrkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum niklay
Hazaron lerkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum nikle
Per jis lerki pe dum nikle
Us ki behan us se b udham niklay... ;->
Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
funny and amazing replies.
But reply me first.
Kia haal hai? =P ;)
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Aankho Me Aasu Aa Jate Hai
Aankho Me Aasu Aa Jate Hai
Fir Bhi Labo Pe Hasi Rakhni Padti Hai,
Ye Haal Tab Hota Hai Yaaro,Jab
Lambe Safar Me Su-Su Rokni Padti Hai
Mom:
Mom: Have u given the goldfishs fresh water ?
Child: No Mom, They still have not finished the water i gave them last week . . . ;->
Once A Journalist Asks
Once A Journalist Asks
Meera What Types Of Roles Do U Prefer?
Meera Answers: Wese Tou Mjhy Chicken Roll
Pasand Hay Magar Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti
Hoon... :P ;->
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