Automatically Matlab

Automatically Matlab
Hansa: Arre Praful, Automatically Matlab?

Praful : Hansa, Mein Batata Hu.

Dekho Jab Auto Me Jab Koi Ganji Baithi Ho To Use Kehte Hai

" AUTO ME TAKLI".
  

Jun, 14 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     1120 views       Khichdi

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"Doctorate"

Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??
Prafful: Doctorate Hansa
Woh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife Aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??
Hansa: Achha Who
Hello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello Dr
Majama Nai... Khana Kha K Jana Ho...
Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??
Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi... But Dr Already Ate... Dr Ate... Doctorate
Asset

Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" Matlab ??

Praful : Asset Hansaaa . . .

Jab Hum Gaadi Mein Jaate Hai And Jab Gaadi Signal Par Rukti Hai. . .

Taab
Vo Bhikari Log Aa Kar Kya Bolte Hai . . .

"Aee Seth . . .Thoda Paisa Do Naa" . . .

"Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset ..
Tournament

Hansa:- Ae He He Praful,

Tournament Matlab

Praful:- Tournament Hansa!!!

Ye Jo Tumne Jhumke Pehne Hain,

Gehne Pehne Hain
Inko English Me Kya Kehte Hain, Bolo Bolo!!

Hansa:- Aaa Han Han Tournament, (Hansa Khush)

Melisa:-(Chidh Kar)Are Use Tournament Nahi Ornament Kehte Hain

Hansa:- Are Kuchh Bhi Mat Bolll

Ek Jhhumka -- Ornament

Do Jhhumke -- Two Ornament "Tournament"

Ae Praful!! Ye Melisa Ko Bhi Babuji Ki Tarah Kuchh Bhi Nahi Ataa
Hansa: Praful Confuse Matlab?

Praful: Confuse Hansaaaa

Jab Humaare Ghar Pe Light Chali Jaati Hai To Kudkud-Kumar Babuji Kya Kehte Hain?

Hansa: Ae Babuji To Kehte Hain Ki

"Lo Fuse Ud Gaya

Ab Fuse Theek Kaun Karega? Kaun Fuse Theek Karega?

Kaun Fuse.

Acchha Confuse...Achhaa Acchha Confuse
Hansa: Arre Praful, Automatically Matlab?

Praful : Hansa, Mein Batata Hu.

Dekho Jab Auto Me Jab Koi Ganji Baithi Ho To Use Kehte Hai

" AUTO ME TAKLI".
Depend

Hansa : Yeh Depend Kya Hota Hai Prafful??


Prafful : Depend Hansa . . .

Wo Swimming Pool Mein Ek Taraf To Paani Kam Gehra
Hota Hai,

Aur Dusri Side Zyada Gehra... Deep-End.. Depend
Hansa And Praful From Khichdi

DECIDE

Hansa : Pradul "Decide" Matlab ?
Praful : "Decide" Hansa

Vo Casettee Player Mein Hum Casettee Nahi Dalte

Usme Hota Hai Na

"A Side"

"B Side"

To

"C-Side"

"D- Side" --->

"Decide"
Hansa: Praful Increase Matlab?

Praful: Increase Hansa, Increase!

Praful: Hamara Woh Istree Wala Dhobi Tumhari Saadi Ko Iron Karte Waqt Kya Kehta Hai?

Hansa: Kehta Hai Ke Bhabhi Ji, Yeh Crease To Main Nikal Doonga,

Lekin In Crease Ke Liye Mujhe Do Baar Istree Karni Padegi!

In Crease Ke Liye Do Baar . . .

Oho Increase! Samajh Gayi . .
Elastic

Hansa: Praful Elastic Matlab??

Praful: Elastic Hansa . .
Apni Voh Shradha Behen Unki Beti Ela

Usko Jab Fracture Hua Tha To Voh Kya Leke Chalti Thi?

Hansa : Ela To . .

Ela -Stick Leke . . .

Ela -Stick !! Ela -Stick!!!
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai..
Hansa: Praful, Formality Matlab?

Praful: Formality, Hansa!!

Praful: Formal Yaane Formal Kapde Aur Tea Maane Chaai,

Formal Kapde Pehen Kar Chai Peene Ko Formality Kehte Hain!!
Hansa: Praful... Permit Matlab??

Praful: Permit Hansaaaa

Wo Jalandhar Mein Mera Dost Rehta Hai Na,

Gurpreet.. Uski Biwi Ka Naam Kya Tha...?

Hansa: Gurpreet Ki Biwi..

Parmeet...


Acchha Parmeet... Permit!