what is pure and si

what is pure and si


What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?













1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)












1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
;->
  

May, 06 2010     188 chars (2 sms)     2784 views       Funny

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Ek baar ek cyclewala doodh ki kitli lekar ja raha rehta hai! Aur jate jate use rasste main bahut traffic lagta hai, thoda time hone ke baad woh kitli main se saara doodh pee leta hai!!!!!!! Kyun?
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Socho
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Are thoda aur socho!
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Nahi jam raha ,
chalo thik hai main hi bata deta hun!!!!!!!
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Kyun ki peeche se saare vehicles .....
Pee Pee Pee karte hai , Isliye woh saara doodh pee jata hai
yeh mere kahani...??


yeh mere kahani...??





















bakee kul sunao ga...heheh
Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.

Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi

Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"
Sushmita Sen
00919821420167

Bipasha Basu
009193164574

Malika Sherawat
00919822923242

Karina Kapoor
00919874572585

Ja Aur Enjoy Ker
Sirf Tumhare Liye Hai
Ab Na Bolna Kisi Larki ka Number do...... ;->
1 Tou
Sadar-e-Pakistan
Ban Gaya
Tum Bhi City
Nazim K Liye
Apply Kerdo










Bcoz







30 Din Ki Qaid
Tum Bhi Kaat K Aane
Wale Ho ... ;->
sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar
or kab wo sarmayegi,

chand ki trah hogi uski surat,
jab wo apna ghoonght uthwayegi.
1 kanjoos Hajj par gaya or zor zor
se DUA mangne lga
"YA ALLAH MERE SARE GUNNAH
MAAF KARDE WARNA MERA
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2 Lakh Wapas kar de..."
TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri..

farak batao....

STUDENT:Pehla parrha likha berozgar tha, Dusra SHADI-SHUDA tha . . . . ;->
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
LOGO SE PANGE B HONGE..

GHER MEIN DANGE B HONGE..

MUJHE NA SMS KIA TO..

APKE 12 BACCHE HONGE...

JO

3 GANJE

3 NANGE

AUR


6 LAFANGE HONGE... ;)
NAME: SAIMA

D.O.B:15/10/1988

WEIGHT:49 Kgs

HEIGHT:5''7"

COLOR:Whitesh

BIRTHPLACE:Lahore

DREAM:Behan banongi to sirf "IS SMS PARHNAY WALAY KI!
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/____,_/ \ .;’;’;.,
,l__[]__l__! ,,)(,,
Its My House
Gift 4u
Agar Chaho Sale Kr K Balnc Dlwa Lo
Main Road P Reh Lon GA
Magar ApK SMS K bina Nai