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what is pure and si
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what is pure and si
what is pure and si
What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?
1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)
1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
;->
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Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer
Pakistani Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer Hui Hy.
Yousuf Hero hoga.. Movie ka Naam Hy..
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11 IDIOTS =P =X
Daku: Tera Nam?
Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita
Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He
jis larki pe nzar rakhta
jis larki pe nzar rakhta hon uski ho jati hai shadi
jis larki pe nzar rakhta hoon us ki ho jati hai shadi
NIGHAH-E-MARD-E-MOMIN SE BADAL JATI HAIN TAQDEERAIN!
BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar
BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Thha, Muze Nhi Lagta Hamari Shadi ho Payegi.
GrlFrnd: Kyon Mere Papa se Mile Kya?
BoyFrnd:Nahi Tumhari Bahen Se
teacher, student
teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.
Student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.
Aaj ek din aur jee lo
Aaj ek din aur jee lo
Aaj ek khuwaab aur dehk lo
Aaj ek Dua aur maang lo
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Aaj ek sms aur karlo
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kia pathaa...
kal balance ho na ho!!.....
ek molvi ek aurast
Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay
Se
"aapko Sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"
Molvi-Mohtarma Ye
Daarhi Hy Breake''n
Nahi ... ;->
Tujhe Lita K Loon
Tujhe Lita K Loon
Ya Bitha K Loun
Karun andhera Ya Bulb Jala k Loun
ya Tujhe Karu Khara Phir Teri Jhuka k Loun
ab tu Hi bata k MaiN teri Phoro kaise loun ??
Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se
Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se
Hosake to lot aa kisi bahane se
Tu lakh Khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh
Mohalay me kitna Kachra jama hai Tere na any se.
Sardar to doctor:
Sardar to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 buje karta hon & poty 7 buje"
Docter:"tu es mein problem kya hai"?
Sardar :"oo jee meri ankh 8 buje khulti hai"
Marriage s like
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
What do you do
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)
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