what is pure and si

what is pure and si


What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?













1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)












1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
;->
  

May, 06 2010     188 chars (2 sms)     2538 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

agar ap chand hotey(khuda na karey)to kya hota,






Chandni raat na hotee aur sirf andhera hee andhera hota
Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,
Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,



To phir mein normal insan na hota, waisey tum kya samjhe they?

Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the
jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.

aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi
aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?

aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
name plate da matlb aa
Msc.mother of seven children aur
Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->
Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.

Master G: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam To Nahi Bataogy?

Bacha masumiyat sy: Master G Main Ammi Sy Kahun Ga

Ke Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya...
Boss: Itne Kam Kapray Pehan K
Q Aai Ho? Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai.
Girl: Itni Salary Mein Yehi Aata Hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss Ko 3 Months Tak Salary Mat Dena
Three ways to catch a tiger :

1. NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .

2. EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .

3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->
Shahbaz Sharif:

Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . .

Nawaz Sharif:

Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . .

Zardari:

Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai ...=P;->
S U N D A Y means,
S= Soty raho!
U= Utho dair se!
N= Nahao mat!
D= Dekhtay raho TV!
A= Aaram hi Aaram!
Y= Yaad karo sirf hum ko!
So,
Enjoy Your sunday
Can?we do romance in the midnight today? I’m in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.
Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,
Swim de deepest ocean,
Walk on hot coal barefoot,
just 4u!

Girl: So sweet Can u come 2 meet me?

Boy: Not now, its Raining....


Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha:
"Agar aap koi lafz 3 baar dohraenge tu woh aapka hojaye ga,,,,,"

Saari larkian kehne lagi...
"hAmY"
"hAmY"
"hAmY"

Silly Gurlz... ;->
1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo

Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!