i know its ur birthd

i know its ur birthd
i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u''l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"
  

May, 03 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     4066 views       Funny

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Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.
When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
''Cause I know the mirror doesn''t lie.
You''re aging like me, so you surely can see
That you''re getting to be an old guy.
Raat Bhar Wo i Nhi

Hum Hila Hila Ker So
Gaye;




Jo i Nhi Light Thi,



Aor






Jo Hila Rahay Thy Wo
Pankha Tha,



Tum bi na yar kya kya
Sochtay ho?


Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:

Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,

Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.

Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?
''MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka''
Hum Aaye

Humne Khola

Humne Nikala

Humne Dala

Hamara Kaam Ho Gaya

OR Aap Nikaal kar kharay hi rahe

Kyun k aapko Daalna nahi ata Tha...

A.T.M CARD
whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!


think..!
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.dOnt giVe uO...U sTill hAv A lOt Of t|me...!
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k...i''ll tell u...!

iT''s uR brAin....tRying tO scrOll dOwn bUt nOt uSinG uR brAin :->
A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend

& i can"t live widout my
friend.. ;->


Nargis ne ek school mai urdu teaching start ki aur 1st day hi us ko nikal diya
Nargis to students: parho
Alif, bay, pay, tay
way gujra way way gujra way.
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can''t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
Why Do People Say
That
Love Is Like A Butterfly .... ???


























Because
You Need To Keep
Buttering Your Love
Otherwise
It Will Fly ...;->
Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man


A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
&
A man cherishes the memory of the woman he didn''t marry.... ;-
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