i know its ur birthd

i know its ur birthd
i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u''l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"
  

May, 03 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     3823 views       Funny

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Teacher To Pathan: Where Were You Born?


Pathan Proudly Says: In Khyber PakhtonKhua

Teacher: Spell It.

Pathan: I Think I was Born in N.W.F.P. :-)
Piece Of Philosophy From A Passionate Smoker ... !!!

I Always Think Of

Leaving CIGARETTE ...

But ... !!!

For Thinking

I Need A

CIGARETTE .. ;->
''If you think there is good in everybody, you haven''t met everybody.''
THE GREATEST GIFT u can give to someoneis your time.
beacause when you give someone your time, You are giving them a portion of life that you will never get back
Why isn''t Akshay Kumar''s wife
not a big star as he is?






bcoz



Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!
Faraz sunday ka din hai,sabzi pakaoon k daal.
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May oodi oodi jaawaan hawa day naal.:-D;-)
Have You Ever

Rearrange the Letters ...


" M O T H E R
I N
L A W "


It Would Come As


" W O M A N
H I T L E R " ;-> :d
Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???



Socho....



maa badaulat!
The Mark Of A
True M.B.A Is That


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He Is Often Wrong

But

Seldom In Doubt ... ;->
Simran- having smaller

Ramba-bigger

Ramyakrishna- one is big one is small

Aishwaryarai- both are small

What is that?



U naughty,
It is letter R !
Dress code 4 party---BLACK TIES ONLY. Mr. Bean goes to the party and is surpised 2 see that other guests are wearing suits also.
How bollywood proved dat 2012 is not the end of Love
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By The Movie-
"LOVE STORY 2050"