i know its ur birthd

i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u''l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"

May, 03 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 3726 views Funny

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Bruce Lee''s Favorite

Bruce Lee''s
Favorite
Vegetable=Mu-Lee
Festival=Diwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
Music=Qawa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animal=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs
Why ?

Kha-Lee ... ;->

Clinton, Tony

Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.

As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.

As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.

Yr Of My Career I Hv Startd Stdyng N

Hv Dcided Nt 2 Msg Anymore,

I Hope, U Wil Cooperte Wid Me

Thnx

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Height Of Overacting ;)

Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali

Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali
Company Ney Add Banaya Hae:

Aap Shaher Say Ayin Ya Pind Say..

Hamein Hamdardi Hay Sirf Aap Ki Tind Say..!! :-D

Tongue Twister

Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!

''Arz kiya hai Teri soorat meri a

''Arz kiya hai
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Wah Wah Wah
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Jaisay chotay se raksha main moti Aunty phans gayi.''

faraz

Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...

Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye

No serial our marriage CD

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD

Dil CHEER K Dikhaon

Dil CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paaoge

Wah Wah

DIL CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paoge

Q Ki
Dard To Mere SIR Me He..

Marriage Is When

Marriage Is When

A Man And Woman

Becomes One ...

The Troubles Starts

When They Try To
Decide Which One ... ;->

''hum mast hain apni

''hum mast hain apni masti main.. kiyon jayin kisi ki basti main .. aisi ki tesi aisi basti ki.. jis ne kadar na ki hum jesi hasti ki..''

Angry boss:

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho

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i know its ur birthd

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