i know its ur birthd

i know its ur birthd
i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u''l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"
  

May, 03 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     3383 views       Funny

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''Shohr apni biwi se,"Hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfain jaan-e-tamana KHUDA QASAM Agli bar "Khaane" main baal aaya to SAJNI se GAJNI bana dunga.....''
Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010
Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pak..
Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.
Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation bw shahbaz shareef and roti.
Q 4. Draw labelled diagram of a suicide jacket..
''Hamari Mohabbat ka Imtehan mat lo Farzana...





Hamaray pehle hii Imtehan horahe hain Saalana. ;-)''
Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947

Alif...Annar
By....Bakry
Py....Pankha
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Urdu Ki 1st Book 2008.

Alif...Aataa
By....Bijli
Py....Petrol

N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..

HaAL To MErA b TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,

BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .

TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA... =P ;->
A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!
Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai




THE END.


kesa tha?


Kya nzar nhi aya?
Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ye sirf naik logo ko nazar ata hai.

Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
Tou Sochny Laga k Aaj
Kia Khaas Kaam Krna
Thaa
Soch Soch Ker
Subha 5 Bajey Yaad
Aaya !


















"Oye Kocha Aaj Tou
Jaldi Sona Tha " ;->
Human Tastes Change As
They Become Mature

Little Girls Lyk Dolls & Little
Boys Lyk Balls

HowEver, When They Grow
Up

Girls Lyk Balls & Boys Lyk Dolls... ;->
IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :-

If a Girl laughs loudly shez cheerful, If boy Laughs loudly he''s Mannerless...

If Girl talks sweetly she is charming, If Boy talks sweetly he''s a flirt...

If a girl is shoping she''s trendy, if boy is shopng he''s wastin money...

If Girl is silent,she''s feelin sad, If a Boy is silent,he''s being rude...

If Girls walk in a group its a Group, If boy walks in a group its a Gang...

If girl cant come 4 a date, she''s busy. If boy cant, he''s lier...
Baharon Ki Mehfil Suhani Rahegi

Labon Par Khushi Ki Kahani Rahegi

Chamakte Rahenge Khushiyon K Sitaray Aap Ke

Jab Tak Humare Messages Ki Meherbani Rahegi ;->
Janay kia huga es mulk ka ?

Parhay likhay honay k bawajooj

Log anguthay ka estimal kertay hain

Ab es SMS perhnay walay ko hi dekh lo..

"Paindoo Kaheen k"