i know its ur birthd

i know its ur birthd
i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u''l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"
  

May, 03 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     3730 views       Funny

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A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)
A Couple Is Sitting And Talking

Wife : I Am Going To Make You The Happiest Man In The World. . .

Husband : I Will Miss You . . . ;->
Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho."

Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?"

Boy:
"Arey nahi !!
Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)
Boy 2 Girl: Suit bohat acha pehna hai
.
Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
.
Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Makeup b bohat acha hai
.
Girl: Thnx "BHAI JAN"
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Boy: Phir b buri lag rahi ho :-P
What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car ... ???
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Everyone Knows

"The Mercedes bends" ;->
When Did tarzen think when he Saw a dead cheetah ??????

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Things In
Boys Room B4 Marrge-
Parfums,
Luv Lettrs,
Gifts,
F''shp Bands,
Cards,
Snaps.

After Marrge-
Painkilers,
Loan Paprs
Unpaid Bills
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What is the difference
Between

1)Call Girl
2)Girl Friend
3)Wife?




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