i know its ur birthd

i know its ur birthd
i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u''l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"
  

May, 03 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     3846 views       Funny

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mufti muniBurehman ney kaha hai
k rozy 30 rkahy jhey ghy
kisi ney pocha is saal kiyooon..
jawab mila
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Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 ki Kardo
ab bughtooo.
Khubsurat Phoolo’n Main




Haseen Wadiyo’n Main




Dilkash Baagho’n Main




Aap Jesa













1 Keeda Zarur Hota Hy ;->
WOMAN: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. . .

MAN: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth. . . ;->
Why Is Love Mariage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage.....???
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B''coz A Known Devil Is Better Than An Unknown Ghost.......... ;->
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
I Was Standing In The Park


Wondering Why Frisbees Got Bigger


As They Get Closer . . .


Then



It Hit Me . . . ;->
Think Diffrnt
Do Diffrnt

Make Diffrnt

Achieve Diffrnt


Speak Diffrnt

Then Only You Can Get
A Easy Entry To:

-Mental Hospitl
How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?



Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de $perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $ o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .

I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re$pond $oon . . . ;->
Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
bata teri akhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: bus punjab mei 1 khud kush hamla krny do...=P;->
Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,

wah wah

Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,




"Lado k lashkarey jaghmagh kapdey saarey"
Punjabi tarjuma of baby baby yes mama.


Kaki kaki
Han baybay
Phak lee chenei,
Na babey
Jhoot mardi
Na babey
Lawan juti
Na babey
Khol botha
Ha ha ha...
Aik Bihkari Ne Ghar Ke Bahir Se Awaaz Lagai: Babu Jee Roti Milay Gi...
Andar Se Awaz Aai: " Biwi Ghar Per Nhi Hai"
Bihkari: Me Ne Roti Mangi Hai "Chummi" Nhi..