i know its ur birthd

i know its ur birthd
i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u''l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"
  

May, 03 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     3258 views       Funny

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Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful












Monkey ... ;->
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!


Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!


Pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->
A bOy lOst In The mAll

Started Shouting

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WHY??


BCOZ


NEWTONS LAW OF MOTION



F=MA

SO HE WAS SHOUTING


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Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)
Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->
PATHAN: O Yar!

Me Kal Film Dekhne Theater Gaya!

Wahan Such Much Admi Ko Kat Rahe Thy

SARDAR: O Tu Konse Theater Gaya Tha?
PATHAN:



"OPERATION THEATRE"
Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.

Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?

Rail guzri to mr jao ge.

Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,
Rail kya cheez hy..?
''Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen


na jane kab AANSU ANKH se choot jayen



kuch pal HUMARAY sath bhi HANSS lo



najane kab TUMHARE DAANT toot jaen.''
Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,
wo khusray se kehnay laga k alaan kerdo.
khusra mike k aghay ja kar kehnay laga
"haijjmalo pao luddi.
molvi di marr
gai Ae buddi":-)
What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?

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HASINA !
Fresh Flowers for you...
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What r u looking for...???



Flowers..?




Have some sense yaar..Yeh mobile hai Gamla Nahin:..
Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai




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