i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u''l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"
Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Admi:Q maar rahe ho?
Susar:Iski B.V ne Hospital se sms kia "Tm Bap ban gay ho"
Is ne apne sarey dosto ko fwrd krdya.:-
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
Once an angle came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for "world
peace". That''s impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u
brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
There is nighThere is night so wet so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so i can appreciate love.
