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1.Faltu larka hai.
2.Peechey lag jata hai.
3.Smile
4.ThankGOD msg aya.
5.Isey msg ka bht shauk hai.
6.Gussa
7.Dil garden garden hojata hai.
8.Dekhtey hi delete.
9.Aray Wah!
10.Tym waste.

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Intelligent ho

Intelligent ho??, to jawab do.

God, Mother, One, Ball.

In 4 alfaaz ko aysy milay k pakistan ki mash-hor shakhsiat ka naam bnay?

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Alama Iqbal Janix. . . ;->

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tu aise lekhe jaye gaye --> 12111

There R 7 Girls

There R 7 Girls In A Bus
Each Girl Has 7 Bags
7 Big Cats In Each Bag
Each Cat Has 7 Small Cats
How Many LEGS R In The Bus????
Read Care Fully & Send Ur Answer.
Its Challenge 4 U All.....
One Try Only

Woh Kon se question

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Ans : Kiya Ap Soo Rahe Hain ? Kiya Ap Murda (dead) Hain ?

WHY DID SANTA SING

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Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon

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Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )

What book was

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You can''t buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library?
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What Will Ur Husband

What Will Ur Husband say to u "ghoonghat utthaane k baad" at ur wedding night?
pick up any one number,i will tell u later.

1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17,19,21

Answers:

1:me joruu ka ghulam ban k rahoonga

3:Uff me kahan phans gaya

5:I cant wait more

7:Betta tension naa lo

9:tumhare kitne boy friends the?

11:U r good but I love someone else

13:Hyeee me mar gaya

15:Ghoonghat waapas daal dega

17:My love for U is infinite

19:Bhootniiiiiiii

21:Tum Mujhe pehle kyuun nhi mili...

Baap Ne Apni Beti

Ek Sawal:

Baap Ne Apni Beti ko Gift de Kar bola k

Bhook Lagy to kha Lena,
Pyas lagy to P Lena,
Aur Sardi lagy to Aag laga Dena!

Batao wo kon See Cheez hai?

Reply SOCH KAR.

Answer :

Coconut

Select a vegetable

Select a vegetable for ur life partner..

Potato
Onion
Tomato
Carrot
Pea
Kheera
Mirch
Bhindi
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Potato=rehem dil
Onion=tez mizaj
Tomato=lover
Carrot=husband ki ghulam
Pea=smart
Khira=romantic
Mirch=batooni
Bhindi=ganga

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Dimag H To Jawab

Dimag H To Jawab Dena
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Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
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