IK ADMI NE 1 Bewa se Shaadi ki uski Jawan Beti se os k Baap ne Shaadi ki..
Yun os ke wo Beti os ke Maa ban gae,
un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri behn hoi,
Magr wo uski Naani ka shohar Tha is liye wo meri_____- b hoi,
I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?
I am a word of 5 letters!
People eat me!
If u remove my 1st letter I will b a form
of energy!
If u remove my 1st 2 letters I will be needed 4 liiving.
If u remove my 1st 3 letters I will be near U.
If u remove my 1st 4 letters I will be a drink 4 u.
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Who am I?
BOY N GIRL GOING IN A BUS,BOY ASK HER NUMBER.GIRL BUS SE UTRI APNA NUMBER DIA 2472742 BOY NE NAAM POOCHA GIRL BOLI MERA NUMBER HI MERA NAAM HE YAANI K NUMBER HE ME MERA NAAM HE DHOOND LO.
A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.
How can this be?
Answer Updated :
She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry
