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main khud bhi usay b
main khud bhi usay b
Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!
Pr Kya Karoon...
Ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->
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Ek Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,
Ek Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,
Tumara Favrate Actress Kon Hai.
To Pathan Ne Kaha.
Katreena
Kareena
Pretty
Prianka
Amisha
Aur
Shahid Kapoor.
Sardar car ki
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.
Teacher
Teacher: Which is the longest word in the English language. . . ?
Student : SMILES
Teacher: Why
Student: Because there is a mile between the first and last letter ''''s'''' ;->
Wo mjhe ye kah kr chor gaye ! .
Wo mjhe ye kah kr chor gaye !
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.*,
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Ok bye.
''Ye balo Khubsorat
''Ye balo Khubsorat Logon ko Dekh kay nachta hai
()""()
(-.-)
(,) )
L L
()""()
(-.-)
(,) )
L L
Nai nacha?
Meri wari to Nach Nach kay Pagal ho gya ci...''
W1y w2y w1y w5y W5x w1y w2y w1y
W1y w2y w1y w5y
W5x w1y w2y w1y
Nhi smaj aya?
Zra ulta kr k dekho
HaHaHa!
Paagal!
Jab seedha smaj nhi aya to ulta kese smaj aaey ga
Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko
Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko
Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha :
"Kocha ! Plz Meri Girl Friend Ko Sms
Send Ker Do , Humara
Hand-Writing Bohat Kharab Hy" ;->
is qadar hum zindagi
Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,
Uski chahat k hum pagal deewany nikly,
Jb b usy dil ka haal sunana chaha,
Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikly... ;->
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
HaHa HaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHa
HaHa
HaHaHa
HaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Kuch Nahi
Aise Hi "Last Over"
Yaad Aa Gaya
Ajmal Ka . . . =P =D
''TANHAIYAAN *”~”~”~”~”* *”~”~”~”*
''TANHAIYAAN
*”~”~”~”~”*
*”~”~”~”*
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Bewaqoof Jab ooper Tanhaiyaan hain to
Neeche konsa “MELA” laga hai jo dekhne aaye ho?
B careful!
B careful!
1Unkown No Se Apko sms Aa Sakta Hy
Jis Se Screen Pe Meri Foto A Jye Gi Plz Dekhe Bina Delete Kr Dain QK Pehle He Aadha Karachi Dewana Ho Chuka Hy ;->
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