a beautiful dress is

a beautiful dress is


A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
  

May, 06 2010     109 chars (1 sms)     1849 views       Funny

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A Man Was Injected
With A Deadly Poison,
But,
It Did Not Kill Him.
Why ... ??








Think







Think Harder



















Coz


He Was Already
Dead.. ;->
Chubby Cheeks,
Dimple Chin,
Browny Lips,
tiny eyes&
Rosy Tongue
Actually I ws pointing out d similarities b/w U & vodafone dog.
it''s gr8!
Are u twins?
MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.
an engineer was leaving for a week for an office tour. he doubted his wife had an affair with a doctor.so while leaving he gave 7 apples to his wife and left. why ???



An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .


Mom Tumhari Submit. . .

Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"
''Stars are far away, The sun is so hot to touch
And the moon is unapprochable
So I brought u in my life
Bcoz I wanted to have my own little Universe..!!''
2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjhy nai pta

1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"

2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
.







1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.


Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->
duniya ka sab sey barda joke,



"mujhe bardy joke nahee aatey"
better luck next time
Are utho…

Ye koi soney ka waqt hai?

Jab dekho sotey rehte ho?

Kya sari zindagi so so ke bitani hai?

Aur haan jaag jao to shor mat karna

Mein so raha hoon..
A sardar was tired of being sardar and constantly being the subject of all
those dumb sardar jokes. He finally cut his hair. He decided to take a drive through the country to celebrate his new life. Going past a field of sheep (he loved sheep) he stopped and asked the farmer "If i can guess how many sheep in your flock, can I have one?" The farmer laughed and said "Sure, Sir"
He gazed out for a few seconds and said "There''s 1,973 sheep" The farmer said with amazement "Your''re right! Go and pick one out". On his way back to his car he was stopped by the farmer yelling "Hey Sir! If I can guess your real identity can I have my dog back?"
Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain...

Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.