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cheeni leny chaltay hain
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cheeni leny chaltay hain
cheeni leny chaltay hain
Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"
Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum
"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D
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Mehfil saji thi msgs ka tha daur,
Mehfil saji thi
msgs ka tha daur,
SmS mai kya tha
ye kisi ne na kiya Gor,
SmS mai paisey lagey thay mere Halal k,
Or sab kanjoos keh rahy they
1 aur 1 aur.
Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga
O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->
A Lady Geting
A Lady Geting
Sntimental Feeling
While Watching A
Beautifu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& Whisprs Dose 3 Ltl
Wrds Tht r On His Mind
Pass d Popcorn ;->
kameeni msg padhne wala
1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho
2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)
Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to
Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno
Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to
Dil ki sunno
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Waha say bhi jawab na aae to
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Ankhain band kar ke
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socho
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ke
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ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?
tujh sey bichchar k zinda hein,
tujh sey bichchar k zinda hein,
shaad hein, Tabinda hein
Sardar Was
Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast
Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,
Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,
Saddam bhi Pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka bhi pata Nahi,
Tum bhi Dekhte nahi....
Lagta hai dharti per ache din agaye..
After a striving movement
After a striving movement of 25 years.
MQM chairman ALTAF HUSSAIN has completed his first book.
Book available on many stalls and Pdf version @ internet also
Book Name :
"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D
What Is The Difference Between
What Is The Difference Between
Feeling Numb & Feeling Dumb . . . .? ? ?
Simple Hy Yaar
An Alphabet . . . ;-
You r the biggest fool on earth...
You r the biggest fool on earth...
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