cheeni leny chaltay hain

Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum

"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D

May, 05 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 2639 views Funny

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Pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai
"LIbas"

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I Don''t Cheat,

I Don''t Cheat,

I Just Change The Rules!

I Always Want To Rise Up,

But Gravity Brings Me Down!

GLOBAL WARMING BURNT MY HOMEWORK

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

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When Did tarzen

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WoW! New UNDERWEAR !!!!!!!

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Kämbäkht Ye VANILA IcE Cream Cheez Hi Äisi Hy''

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SOCHO

SOCHO

KYOKI

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Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,

Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,
Ap Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai K Koi Marr Gaya Hai?

Doctor Ne Jawab Diya...

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Smart
Khubsurat
Descent
Shareef
Stylish
Naik
Ho

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""SADAQ""
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"Dont try to move from your seats,

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Enjoy Krte Raho
Tv Dekhte Raho
Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae
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To Cheatng Karte Raho
Pass Hote Raho
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6-14 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "DAD"

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51-100 YEARS LOVE
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"TERE BHI JALWE KAM NAHI HAIN YAAR"........ :p

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cheeni leny chaltay hain

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