cheeni leny chaltay hain

Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum

"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D

May, 05 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 2391 views Funny

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There''s A Dead Fly In
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waiter Replied:

"Oh No !
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A teacher asked

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

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Do Not Ignore!
Dis Is Not A Joke
Its GODS Grace!
After A Month
U Will Receive Sumthing Big
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10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that 90%
of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!... ;->

Definition of Laziness:-

Definition of Laziness:-

"Its a talent

of taking rest

before you get tired!!"

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After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ???
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Arz Kia Hai..
Dil Ko Dil Se Rah Hoti Hai..

Wahh..

Uufff..
Ye Kiya Keh Dia Meine..

DilKo DilSe Rah Hoti Hei..

Gooli Maaro To Thaäa Hoti Hai....!!

Hapy BAPU day.

Hapy BAPU day.

Boly to QUAID DAY.

Kia mast insan tha.

Akha cuntry me akela round kia aur hindu aur angrazun ke watt laga de.

We shud b proud of our quaid "BAPU"

thora garam thanda z

Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,

SMS zara naya kia karo

Ager samajh na aye to hum se puch liya karo

Hum SMS k KING hy

Hum se Roz New SMS liya karo =P ;->

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Mulk mei atay k shadeed bohran k bad tmam advertise
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Bata: pehle ATA phir SCHOOL;

Dalda:jahan mamta wahan ATA

Waves:ATA he kafi hai
Body cool :just ATA
Jazz: ATAY ki sunao
Brooke bond supreme
yehi yu hai apna ATA
Pepsi:yeh dil mangay ATA,>

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Ajkal kuch larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain,

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cheeni leny chaltay hain

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