cheeni leny chaltay hain

cheeni leny chaltay hain


Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum










"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D
  

May, 05 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2780 views       Funny

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