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What A Dialogue!! :D

Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
who dies 4 u everyday??

Girl replied:
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Oye hoye…
what a dialogue!! :d

Similarity between chewing gum & begum

what’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…

Thre have been many time in 2010

There have been many time in 2010
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
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today I just wanna tell you
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I plan to continue it in 2011.

Roz roz ka drama nahi hota

2011 is coming

wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine’s day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children’s day
Happy b’day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings’
& nights

Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia

My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

In a school function

A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

No argument at wedding crowd

A Youing Couple were
Having Their First Fight
And It was A Big One
After A while,

The Husband Said:
“when we Got Married,
You Promised To Love,
Honor n Obey”

His Bride Replied:
“I Know But I Didn’t
want To Start An
Argument In Front Of
All Those People At d
wedding”

Girl fully exhausted

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

when her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
when this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

Husband, wife & spare tyre

HUSBAND and wIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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Both don’t exist.

While Enjoying The Roses

Love Is Like A Bed Of Roses,
There Are Many Thorns.
The Path To True Happiness
Lies In Learning To Avoid The Thorns,
while Enjoying The Roses.

Pakistan's Next Match

Pakistan's next match is on 14th march against Zimbabwe.

Player Profile: ELTON CHIGUMBURA
BORN 14 MARCH 1986
PLAYING ROLE: ALLROUNDER...
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Lo bhai....ye match bhi gaya Qk usko bhi to Birthday Gift dena hai na?

Dr sahab 2 saal pehle

Pathan:Dr sahab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhaar huwa tha,

Dr:To ab kya huwa hai ?

Pathan:Aaj yahan se guzar raha tha socha aapse puch loon......"Aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha, Kya ab naha loon? "

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