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YE Dunya Bari Zalim Hai
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YE Dunya Bari Zalim Hai
YE Dunya Bari Zalim Hai
YE Dunya Bari Zalim Hai
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Rehne do tumhare Button Press Kerne Se Nahi Badle Gi . . . ;->
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Husband To Wife
Husband : Janu Tum Mujhy Ak Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho Wife Sharmate Hoye : Kahan se Janu….? Husband : Dooooooooooooooooooor Sy….
When U Take My Name
When U Take My Name
Slowly, I Die In The
Spot ...
Samajh Aai ???
Nahi Aai !!
O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena Aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
Aan ... ;->
Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !
Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !
Girl: How Sweet , So U R Madly In Love With Me. . . ? ? ?
Boy: Shut Up ! U Made My Pocket Empty. . . . ;->
A normal human
5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults
A normal human
being cant do all this!
The remaining abnormals are called
DOCTORS..!
HEIGHT OF CHALLENGE:
HEIGHT OF CHALLENGE:
A guy left whole answr sheet blank in an exam... & wrote this on the Last Page:"Agar Apne Bap KI Aulad Ha TO Pas Kar kay Dikha"
camera man studio mein bachay se
Camera man studio mein bachay se:
meri taraf dekho is cameray se kabootar niklay ga....
bacha:
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focus adjust kar chawlan na mar... ;->
A famous Russian quote:
A famous Russian quote:
“never trust a crying woman and a smiling man, both are extremly dangerous”
it’s true!
see crying Veena Malik;’(
smiling Zardari:)
Zindagi ka Safar & women
What is common between
Zindagi ka Safar & women?
Koi samjha nahi koi jaana nahi.. :-D
''Girl to Sheikh
''Girl to Sheikh: tum mujhay apni Ring de doo
es ko dekh kar main Tumhain yaad karon ge
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch kar yaad kar lena, main ne mangi the us ne nahi di''
Breaking News:
Breaking News:
Karachi k halaat kharab.
Govt ne terrorist k khilaf pehla action le lya.
Govt ka pehla action
Double sawari pe pabandi.
My sweetheart,
My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst
DOLL''S
is missng.
dikhe to batana..
bus he,
''Samandar bhar syllabus he,
Nadi bhar parh pate he,
Balti bhar yaad hota hai,
Mug bhar likh pate he,
Chullu bhar number ate he,
Aao doob k mar jate he.! :$''
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