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Husband: Suit Bara Sohna Pehna hai..

wife: ThanX G

Husband: Lipstick B Sohni Lagai hai

wife: ThanX G

Husband: Makeup B Sohna Kia hai

wife: ThanX G

Husband: Sohni Phir bhi Nahi Lag rahi..
"Doctorate"

Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??
Prafful: Doctorate Hansa
Woh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki wife Aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??
Hansa: Achha Who
Hello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello Dr
Majama Nai... Khana Kha K Jana Ho...
Prafful: Ha Tab Unki wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??
Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi... But Dr Already Ate... Dr Ate... Doctorate
Luv
Easy to say - Difficult to stay..
Beautiful to feel - Difficult to deal...
Difficulty is a part of Life...
But That''s the reason...
Why Girlfriend is never a wife

Thinking of You - Death is only a phase everyone goes through but the love remain strong in the hearts of those who remain. See how even death cannot tear a husband love apart from his wife.
There was a husband who daily sent his wife a rose wenevr he was out.1Day he died, still his wife recvd a rose everyday. She was shocked she asked florist he said that her husband had paid advance for her whole life. So luv some1 such that it remains 4evr....
"A CUTE n STRANGE LOVE STORY"

There was a little boy whose 1st love was a young girl in a picture which he found and picked from the street...
As time went by he got married,
But still kept it.
One day,his wife found it and asked,
"Where did u get this?"
The man said,
"I kept that since I was a child,
But why r U asking?"
The girl replied,
"I lost this picture when I was 7...":)
HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
wife- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I''ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V.... ;->
Man: Tumhari wife Gum Hui Hy Tou Police Ko Q Nai Bataya

§Ardar: Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha To Police Walo Ne

15-20 Din Istemaal Kar K Loataya Tha.
3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

FlaMeR
Hights Of Heart Breakin:
An Inocent Man
Watchin His
1st Blue Film Aftr
Mariage,
In Which
His Own wife
Had Acted

MORAL:
Watch All BF''s B4 Mariage...
Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k
5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy.

sardar apne wife sy: myri gf k pas
mera 1 beta hy abhe lata hon.
Ghar aya to 2 bache nhi thy pocha kahan hy?

wife! jisky thy wo lygya... =P ;->
wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?"

Husband: "Excellent idea"


wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"... =P ;->