wife SMS Messages534 messages



Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
Husband aur wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.


Husband 2 wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
wife : Abbe gin ne to De….


wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”


Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.