wife SMS Messages295 messages

Husband : Janu Tum Mujhy Ak Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho wife Sharmate Hoye : Kahan se Janu….? Husband : Dooooooooooooooooooor Sy….
serdar apne dost se yar men do mushkilan wich phns giyan.
dost "o ki
serdar biwi makeup krey to khrcha brdasht nai honda na krey ta biwi brdast nai hondi
Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
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Sardar:ok, we should next year !
wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
Wedding anniversary day remind you the time when you were bound in a relation of marriage with your life partner. Make new promises and give more and more love to your wife to have more pretty life. May all of your wishes come true! Happy Wedding Day
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you're my darling wife (Husband). Happy Anniversary
Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.
Love is Docomo, do the New. Mariage is idea
can change Ur life wife is Hutch, where ever you go she
folows But Frienship is Airtel 1atut bandhan
Guy A: "I'm Going To Bring My wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary."

Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?"

Guy A: "I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back." :
Teacher: biwi,begum,wife main kya faraq hy ?
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Pathan: Kuch khas nahi ye bhi ye bhi India , Baharat , Hindustan ki tarhan ek hi dushman ke 3 naam hain......!
M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!
Frind : Tumhari wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya.

SArdar : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha,

To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...