sharab SMS Messages49 messages

Sharab

sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai..

Police and car driver

Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "

ZAHID SHARAB PENE DE MUJE

ZAHID sharab PENE DE MUJE MASJID ME BETH KAR
HAI KOI AASE JAGHA BATA JAHA KHUDA NAHI

MASJID KHUDA KA GHAR HE KOI PENE KE JAGA NAHI
KAFIR KE DIL ME CHALE JA WAHA KHUDA NAHI

KAFIR KE DIL SE HE DEKH KAR AAYA HO FARAZ
US KE DIL ME B KHUDA HIA LEKIN USE PTA NAHI

mai khane bane

sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hai iss website forum mein

aisey he nahi pagal khane bane

Aaj,

Raat,

Thik, 12, Baje

, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega!

pathan poetry

Raqs Karti Hain Gardish-e-Dauran,
Dar Khulay Hain sharab Khano K,

Chai Peenay Ko Ab Kahan Jayen Faraz,
Bund Hogaye Hain Hotal Pathano K..

Za Sharabi Na Yam

Za Sharabi Na Yam
Na Me sharab Skali Di,

Starge Me Che Sre Di
Daa Me Ta Pasay Jarali Di.

Sharabi Chooha

Ek chooha sharab k drim mein gira,bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath mein soi huwi Billi ki dum pe paon rakh kar bola:
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"UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAI"

Mosam shabab ka

Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."

Main tod leta agar

Main tod leta agar wo GULAB hoti,Main jawab banta agar wo SAWALhoti,Sab jante hai main nasha nahi karta phir bhi pi leta agar wo sharab hoti

Mosam shabab ka

Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."

Bhoolne ki Adat Hai

Bhoolne ki Adat Hai

Chalo Ishq nahi, Chaahne ki Adat hai
Kya karein ke Hamein Dusre ki Adat hai
Tu apne Sheesha-Gari ka na kar Hunar Zyada
Main Aaina hoon, Mujhe Tootne ki Adat hai
Wisal mein bhi wohi Faasle sharab ke hain
Ke Usko Neend, Mujh ko Rat-Jagne ki Adat hai
Tera Naseeb hai Ae Dil Sada ki Mehroomi
Na Wo Saki hai, na Tujhe Maangne ki Adat hai
Ye Khud Aa Jati kab tak
Tu bhi usse na kar Yaad, Jise Bhoolne ki Adat hai.

Ma pa khwago khwago

Ma pa khwago khwago qiso oda ka.
Nan me pa dero dalaso uda ka.

Ro pa maza maza jute rakawa.
Ma pa lalo lalo lalo uda ka.

Imdada sar pa spino licho kigda,
Sawe fikrona pa kamso oda ka.

sharab da mene ra da shonodo pa jam,
Lag kho me nan pa de nasho oda ka.

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