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Jab inko hosh aa jaye.....

Ek sardar kareley lene gaya,
Sabzi wala karelon pe pani chhirak raha tha.
Jab kaafi dair huwi to sardar ghusse se bola:
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Jab inko hosh aa jaye to ek kilo tol lena.

Latest Versions of Java

Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ?

sardar:
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MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...

Songs Download karane hein

sardar:Mobile mein kich songs download karwane hein.

Dukandar:Memory Card hai ?

sardar:Shanakhti Card hai wo chalega ?
Memory Card abhi tak nahi banwaya.

Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.

Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?

sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.

larki phansani ati hai?

# Pathan: Larki Phansani Aati Hai?
sardar: Nahi
Pahtan: Bara Aasan Hai, Ek Kaghaz Lo, Uspe Love Letter Likho,
Us Ka Jahaz Banao, Class Main Urra Do.

Teacher Puche To Larki Ka Naam Laga Dena.
Phans Gai Larki.:-P

dinner should be light

sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?

Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)

pathan ki pitai

Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue.
Dono birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
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“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“

Suitcase

Ek sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.

Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?

sardar:Nahi to.

Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?

Msg sending Failed

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
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...sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....!!! :-D

You are seeing my wife

sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

I will give both of them

sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

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