sardar SMS Messages547 messages

Doctor

“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge”



sardar

“Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta”
Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
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sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
“Plz try Letter”
sardar Bought A New Mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

sardar Bazar Gya
Aur

Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya
sardar: Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ? ,
, PATHAN: Jootay Se Maar Do:)
A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.
A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd?

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Tiger-aur kya karta... kab se bakwas kr rha tha

"ini wadi billi" :-D
sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.

Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.


sardar: Theek Hai,



Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)
*sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?

Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)
sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.


sardar: Lo Batao,




Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)
sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai?

sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abba mujhe le jata hai ya nahi
Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.


"Mun Me Pani Aana"





sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,


Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
*~sardar: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?
FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.
sardar: Oh Tu
Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..%-)