sardar SMS Messages547 messages

Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer?

sardar : Ur Daughter.

Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter
sardar bus me charha aur poocha karachi ka kitna kiraya hoga?
Driver ne kaha: ful pent ful kiraya
Half pent half kiraya
sardar ne apni pent utari
Or kaha: no pent no kiraya... ;->
sardar ki bivi uske driver k sath bhag gai..
logo ne pucha sardar g hun ki kro ge..?

sardar: karna ki ae hun gadi ap chalawan ga... ;->
Santa Aur Zandu Baam Me Kya Fark Hai?





Ek sardar Hai
Aur
Dusra Asardar Hai !
sardar : Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Load Krwane Hen...

Dukandar : Memory Card Ha??

sardar : Nahi! Kya Shnaakhti Card Chalega??
Circus ka maalik sardar ko dante hwe
Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai
tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia

sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai
SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)
sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai



Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?




sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le... =P ;->
Aik sardar ki 10 betiyan thin phir ja
kar uskay ghar ek beta hua.
sardar nay uska naam kya rakha hoga?
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MUSHKIL SINGH. !
sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun..

sardaarni: dont try to lie,
know lips can lie but hips dont lie... =P ;->
Shaadi mein Khana Khula:

sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.

sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.

Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?

sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.

Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)
1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang
akr usy kahi chor aya.
gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.
sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k
aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.
sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo
bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.
wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.

sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?

wife:han pnch gai hy

sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->
Admi: sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.
Aap gaye Kyon Nahi?

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sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi.

haha haha haha :-)