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Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya

Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya Wapis Aya to Dost ne Pocha Shetan ko Kitne Pathar Mary…?
Punjabi: Rush He Ina C Pathar marne Da Moka Hi Nai Milea, Par.. . . Galian Changian Kadd k Aya Wan….

Subah Uth Kar Kalma Parho

Jab Subha Utho to Kalma Tayyba Parho
Kyon k marne k baad jab Qabar Mai Farishte
Hum Se sawal jawab karne Aengay or humain Utthaengy or Pochhengy
K tumhara RAB kon Hai?
Tumhara DEEN kya hy?

To hum Apni Aadat k mutabiq Kalma Tayyaba Parte Hue Utthengy
Or Kalma Tayyaba Mai He un Farishton k Sawalon k Jawab Mojod Hen.

Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend

Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – marne do dono ko.!
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the

Aqwaal e zareen

Apni aarzuon ko dil hi me maar dalo or dilon ko in me na marne do [hazart umer bin abdul aziz r.h]

Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho

Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho
Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai
Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho

Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho
Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to

Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey

Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho
Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho

Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho
Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi
Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho

Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho
Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho

Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho

pathan khudkushi!

Pathan:
Khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha
Khudkushi
Hram hy
Zulm hy
Gunah hy
Buzdili hy
Pagalpun hy
Aisi haram mot marne se behtr he insan apne ap ko Goli mar dy

Na dil ko juda

Na dil ko juda “kijiye” Zara soch samjh kar yeh faisla “kijiye” agar aap jee sakte hain bin mere,To phir mere marne ki dua “Kijiye

Gam k andhiya

Gam k andhiya me hum saawr jaenge,

Nadi hai sumander me utar jaenge,

Hume marne k lye fasi ki zarurat nahi zarrat nahi,

Dosti ko bhula do hum yuhi mar jaenge.

2 Ghante Attey Ki

2 Ghante Attey Ki Line Mei Khare Rehte Hoe Ik Admi Ghuse Ma Chilaya

''Mei Musharaf Ko Goli marne Ja Raha Hu.

Kuch Der Baad Wo Wapis Attey Ki Line Mei Khara Ho Gya

Kisi Ne Pucha,

''Kyu Maar Dia''

Mayusi SE Jawab Dia, ''Waha Pe ßhi Line Lagi Hai..''

Jeenay Do Musharaf

Dasht-e-Bala ko

Dasht-e-Bala ko Arsh ka Zeena Bana diya
Jungle ko Mustafa ka Madina Bana Diya
Har Zarrey ko Najf key Nagina Bana Diya
Aye Husain Tum ney marney ko Jeena Bana Diya

Salam ya Hussain (AS)

aap yahan maze

aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.

na jeene ki khushi

na jeene ki khushi na marne ka gam
gam hai to apse na milne ka gam
jeete hai is aas par kabhi aap humare kehlayenge
marte nahi isliye ki aap akele reh jayenge

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