kanjoos SMS Messages45 messages

Ek kanjoos k ghar aag lag gai
Wo apne ghar ko bacha na saka
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Kyun k wo sari raat fire brigade walo ko....
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Miss call hi karta raha ..!!
1 kanjoos Hajj par gaya or zor zor
se DUA mangne lga
"YA ALLAH MERE SARE GUNNAH
MAAF KARDE WARNA MERA
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2 Lakh Wapas kar de..."
kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
Dil Torna ha Torr ja , muhkh morna hay mor ja, bus tuj sy ye iltija ha mari,,,,,,, mary tofay to wapis mor jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai?

Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare

Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski

student: Apki beti.
Ek kanjoos Pathan ne mithayi ki dukaan kholi aur mulazim k liye akhbaar mein ishtihaar diya.

"EK MULAZIM KI ZARURAT HAI
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Sirf SUGAR k marez raabta karen"
kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena...
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati...
kabhi khu bhi sms kya kero....
kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhie meri tarah jiya karo.

roz meri SMS padhke sharam nahin aati
kabhie khud bhi SMS kiya karo !!
Sarey Gawaho Aur Bayanat Ko Madde nazar Rkhte hoye
Ye AdaLat PenaL Code Dafa 382 K Tehet MsG prhne WaLe
Mujrim Ko MsG na Bhejne K Jurm Mein " kanjoos " Qaraar
Deti hai.
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*MUBARAK HO*

SMS Na karnay par aap ko
(AWARD OF kanjoosI 2oo8)
diya jata hai.
Dhanya Rs=3 Mirch Rs=5 Palak Rs=15 Aaloo Rs=20 Teenday Rs=30 Tomato Rs=40 Yeh sab tu mehanga hai... par sms tu sasta hai! phir karti kion nahi? kanjoos.
Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) that

I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money.

I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.