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Husband To Wife

Husband : Janu Tum Mujhy Ak jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho Wife Sharmate Hoye : Kahan se Janu….? Husband : Dooooooooooooooooooor Sy….

Sirf tum

Paas Hote Lab Choom k jagate Tum Ko

Rakh K Dil Pe Haath Dharkanai''n Sunate Tum Ko

Aur Jo Tum Sukoon Ki Aarzu Kerte

Rakhte Sar Seene Pe Aur Sulate Tum Ko ...

Aankhon ka hai faraib ya ak

Aankhon ka hai faraib ya aks e jamal
Hai,
Aati Hy Kyun nazar teri sorat jagah
jagah

admi malik makan say;ap k maka

admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.

Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna

Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq He

K

Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He

Or

Is

Dil

Me SIRF

Aap

Ki

"BHABI g" Rehti hai

har jagha khud ko mat gusaya karo OK.

Agr teen Din TK

*. . .Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. ;)

*. . .Zubaida Apa k stylish totkey. . .*

Aao kabhi seeny se

Aao kabhi seeny se lagaon TUM ko,
Rutho jo mujh se to Manaon tum ko,

meri baadon me neebd Aa jaye,
Phir khud he jagaon tum ko,

Tu hamesha k liye Mera ho jaye,
Aisa taveez Pilaon tum ko,

Is andaz se tum meri jan mango,
Main inkar na kar paon tum ko.

Merey pas apney dost jesi car

Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p

Kisi ka Dil na dukhao

Kisi ko chorne ya dil dukhane se pehly ye soch lena chahye k agr is ki jaga me hota to mera kia hota

nafsiati tha

Shakespeare Said:
"Grome Thecanx nimtejat peradege. Tinta reamy pejage."
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Samajh Aaya Kuch?
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Nahi Na?
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Ulti Seedhi Baaten He Karta Tha...
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Nafsiyati Tha Salaa...

women

Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh

jagti ankhon

jagti aankho me ek khuwab aaya,
koi humdard hai mera yeh khayal aaya.
chot lagi dil pe toh dhiyaan aaya,
kal bhi tanha the aaj bhi khud ko tanha paya.

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