english SMS Messages120 messages

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"wo meri nawasi hai".

Pathan:
"She is my

Eighty Nine".

Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Father: Tujhe kese pata?

Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

kaha 2 thappad marti hai

i shall never die b4 my death

pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi
Acha sa english sentence sunao
Pathan:josh me bola!
I shall never die B4 my death ;->

i love to walk in a rain

english Theory

"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"

Pakistani Theory

"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->

the nine most terrifying words

The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The english Language Are ...

"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)

yad e mazi azab hy ya rab

Teacher;
Translate into english
"Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera"

Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base,
O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case" ;->

tell me your name in english

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in english.

Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

translate this punjabi sentence into english

Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into english

Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.

english sher by pappu

english sher by PAPPU:

Always dream to raise higher,
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Wo0fer tu meri, main tera amplifier..... ;->

meera and i can speak english

Aur ab lolywood pesh krta ha ek aur
new movie.
Guess what ?
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My name is MEERA and i can speak english...;->

faraz now available in english

Faraz Now Available in english...!

Oh Faraz! The Robber Took out His Knife...

Oh Faraz! The Robber Took out His Knife...
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And Asked for My LG KG 195..!! :-P

try thisbrbr

Try this....

Go to "Write Messages" in your mobile sms editor...
Activate T9 english dictionary...
Then hide your screen with hand and type...

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Now, remove your hand from the screen and read...
Just try, its very interesting...

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