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Ye Kya Hai EID?

Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.

businessMan Ne Kah,

E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount

Lawyer Ne Kaha.

E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy

lovers Ne Kaha.

E: Eik Or
I : I
D : DAte
When I Fail ...

I Laugh And Say
" It''s My Passion ..."

And

When I Succeed ...

I Call It My
"business Strategy ... "
However High D Sky May B,
However Wide D River May B,
However Strong D Wind May B,
However Dark D Clouds May B
Just Remember
Its Non Of Ur business
No matter how high da sky is


How deep da ocean is


How strong da wind is


How wide da river is


I jus want 2 tell U




They’re none of UR business!
Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

In A business And Suffered Huge Losses.

Do U Know What The business Was?

He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!
| t0dAyZ Th0uGhT |
A human being, like a business, makes profits and suffers losses. For a human being, however, the ultimate currency is not money, nor is it any external measure, such as fame, fortune, or power. The ultimate currency for a human being is happiness
[- tOdaY''z tHoUgHt -]+


Eat And Drink With Your Relatives . . . !!!



Do business With Strangers . . . !!!


businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

“Monopoly is always damaging

&

Competition improves service”.


What is business ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That’s business…!!
A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates 4 d proposal of his son
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: no!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes 2 d president of da World Bank..
Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur Bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is da son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!

This is business.
High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own business