MOUT SMS Messages101 messages


One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..


Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"


Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the MOUTh... =P ;->



Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their MOUTh

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)

0321-6307893
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Jis par tmhain sms karty Huye MOUT aati hai. :-)
in dosti k rahoon main dhoka na dena"faraz"

mera yakeen tujh pe aisa hai jesa zindagi ka MOUT par.
Dard Itna Tha Zindagi Men, Dharkan Sath Dene Se Ghabra Gai FARAZ,
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Band Thi Ankhein Kisi Ki Yaad Men, MOUT Aai oR Dhoka Kha Gai..