Doori SMS Messages55 messages

Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazDoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n TanDoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!
"ÄJNABI"

Usay Kaise Akela Chord Don Is Rah Main

Sath jo Chalta Raha Majboriyon K Baad Bhi

Ban K Khushboo Rach Gaya Hai Yun Mere Ehsas Main

Door Ho Paya Nahin Wo Dooriyon K Baad Bhi

Rafta Rafta Us Ko Bhi Ye Duniya raas aa Gae!

Muskra K Wo Mila Hai Ranjishon K Baad Bhi

Faslay Kab Kam Hoye Hain Raabton K Baad Bhi

Ajnabi They Ajnabi Hain "Mohabbaton" K BÄAD Bhi!.
Dil to chahta hai k aapse milen magar Faaslon ki majboori hai,

Hum to sada aapke sath hein sirf nazron ki Doori hai.
Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat TanDoori Chicken!!!!
Dooriyan dosti badhati hain,
dil ko dil ke kareeb laati hain,
jin aankhon mein aap rehte ho
woh aankhen khud aap ko dekhne ko taras jati hai
Dooriyon se fark nahi padta,
baat to dilon ki nazdikion se hoti hai,
Dosti aap jaise kuchh khaas logo se hai,
varna mulaqat to roj janae kitno se hoti hai
"Jis ne CHAND KI ROSHNI
nhi dekhi"


"Jis ne PHOLON KI TAAZGI
nahi dekhi"


"Jo ye kehte hai k MITT
JATI ha DooriYON se
DOSTI"


US ne SHYD hAMRI DOSTI
nAHI Dekhi..-;>
Jise Bhi Roza e Abbas ka Deedar HoJaye

HAqeeqat me Usi Ko Khuld Ka Deedar Hojaye

Me Samjhoonga Mujy Har Marz Se Doori Mayassar Hai

Mera Dil Ishq E Ghazi Me Agar Beemar Hojaye
Pooch Lo Tum Bhi Is Zamane Se,
Pyar Chupta Nahi Chupane Se,

Paas Aate Ho Chhute Ho Baat Karte Ho,
Kabhi Matlab Se Kabhi Bahane Se,

Pyar Dil Me Hai To Lao Zubaan Pe,
Aag Badhti Hai Ye Bujhane Se,

Tumhe Na Paana Shayad Behtar Hai,
Paa Ke Phir Se Tumhe Ganwane Se...

Chalo Ek Dua To Apni Puri Hui,
Mil Liye Apne Ek Deewane Se,

Roye Jaate Ho, Bas Roye Jate Ho,
Kya Hoga Ye Moti Lutaane Se,

Karo Koshish Ki Kurabatein Hi Rahein,
Dooriyan Badh Jaati Hai Badhane Se,

Kya Sunayein Kisiko Raaz-E-Dil,
Dard Bhi Badhta Hai Sunane Se,

Bhool Jao Kar Ke Achha Hai
Ehsaan Rehta Nahi Jatane Se...
Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai


Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai..
Meri rooh mujh se bichar jane ko hai...
Wafa-e-muhabbat raak ho jane ko hai...
Jo mere dil se jhor kar meri zaat mein raha...
Woh bandhan pal mein toot jane ko hai...


Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai..


Sokoon dil barbaad ho jane ko hai...
Raapte socho ke simat jane ko hai...
Yeh kaisa too ne muhabbat mein faasla rakha...
Apna ho ke ajnabi ho jane ko hai...


Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai...


Qurbato ke nisha mit jane ko hai...
Faasle Dooriyu mein badal jane ko hai...
Woh ja sakta hai meri muhabbat ko chor ke...
Meri zaat to us ki muhabat mein waft ho jane ko hai...
Pyaar Se Pyaari Koi

Pyaar Se Pyaari Koi Majburi Nahi Hoti,
Kami Apno Ki Kabhi Puri Nahi Hoti,
Dilon Ka Juda Hona Ek Alag Baat Hai,
Nazro Se Door Hona Koi Doori Nahi Hoti.