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Santa was drawing money from ATM.
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Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
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U Stole my Memories I Excused
U Stole my Memories I Excused u
U Stole My heart I Excused u!
U Stole My Smile I excused u!
But dis is too much
Mere Doggy Ka Biscuit Wapis KAro
" Pakistani Di Mushkil
" Pakistani Di Mushkil
Ghar Wich Punjabi Bolo
School Wich Urdu Bolo
Paper English Wich Karu
Tay
Maran To Baad Hisab Arbi Wich
Ufff !!
Hon Tusi Daso K Banda Kray Te Ki Kray. "
A man sees a fat man
A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They Are "Below C Level"''
''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka. Aur
''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.
Aur
Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.
B.V: Ye kya?
Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)''
A Couple Before Marriage
A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ....
Affter Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other
And
A Few Years Latter
Height of telling a lie
Height of telling a lie
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a negro takin bath n singing d song " PANI ME JALE MERA GORA BADAN"
XCUSE ME.... WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???
XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???
I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA Nahi he..
memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai
Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na
Abbu:nahi dunga
Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga
Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao
Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D
Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
aap ki girl friend k saharay
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua,
Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
1000 Pages ki book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?
1000 Pages ki book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?
Writer: 6 Months
Doctor: 2 Months
Lawyer: 1 Months
Professor: 1 week
Student: Pehle ye batao Xam kab hai
if gal vomits her p
If Gal Vomits, Her Parents Asks-Kon Tha Wo
Kamina?
If Boy Vomits-Kamine,
Kahan Pikar Aya He?
MORAL:No Mattr Who Vomits,
Boys R Alwys Kamina
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