Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,

Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,


Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,

Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.
  

May, 26 2010     174 chars (2 sms)     1662 views       Funny

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Wah wah..

Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon.. Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!''
''Boy&Girl in a resturent
Boy:Ilove u
Girl:Idon''t love u
Boy:But I lov u
Girl:nai
Boy:Waiter hamara alag alag bil le k ana
Girl:Acha na I Love U Too''
Latter From A
Customer To The
Bank ...

Dear Sir ,

In View Of The
Current Developments
IN The Banking
Industry,
If One Of My Cheque
Returned Marked
"Insufficient Funds"
Does That Refer To
Me Or To You ?

Your''e Faithfully
Customer ..!
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A husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace

and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!

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Because that was the DEAL ..!
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se phnsta Hai

Jo Reply Karta Hai

1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya.
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Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
BV:Mujhe koi Etraz nahi
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Beta School Se Shikayet I Hai

Betay Ne Kaha
''Konsi Shikayet Papa ,Mein Toh Mahinay Sy School Nai Ja Rha..
Ek pathan TV pe bomb rakh k Pakistan ka match dekh raha tha,

Bivi:Ye bomb kis liye rakha hai ?

Pathan:Agr aaj haarey to poori team ko bomb se ura dunga.
BaThRooM SoNgS:

LooSe MoTioN: RuK RuK RuK ArAy BaBa RuK!


QaBz: EK bAr Aja Aja Aja Aja Aaa Jaa!


GaS TrOubLe: HaWa HaWa E HaWa KhUsHbU LuTa De.. :-
Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 u

Dekha tum ne kya socha tha..?

ap nahi bataoge to mujhe pata nahi lage

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ANIMALS DAY HA
Ek pedh pe do kabootar,


Ab who kha kar
rahe the??


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