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A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
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A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
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''1 sardar resturent m soop pi rha tha.
''1 sardar resturent m soop pi rha tha.
boy:
sardar ji soop vich makhi ae..
sardar:
dil wada ker yar..
makhi nay ki pena ay..''
He said…
He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!
Dear Customer!
Dear Customer!
We Remind U The Date Of Ur Bathing Validity Of 1 Year Has Almost Come 2 An End So Pls Take A Bath On This
"EID"
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JAZZ:
AUR NAHAOO ;->
Dil chahta hai
Dil chahta hai
chori karon
jhoot bolon
sharab peon
rishwat khaon
qatal karon,
aur
jail jaon.
Shayad is tarah kabhi, main bhi president pakistan ban jaon.!
ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,
Kisi ko"ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,
Kisi ko"PYAR"ki gehrai maar deti hai,
Jo is se bach jaye, use "Pakistan ki Loadsheding" mar deti hai. . . ;->
Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala....
Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala....
Zara ghor frmain...
Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala.............
"BAITHO BAITHO LIAO DAALA"
birthdays are 4 fun
Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoys a sticky bun
I''m glad u are my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.
tERI AANKHO MEIN AANSU AUR CHERE PE HASI HAI,
tERI AANKHO MEIN AANSU AUR CHERE PE HASI HAI,
WAH..
tERI AaNKHO MEIN AaNSU
OR CHERE PE HASI HAI,
aISA LAGTA HAI JAISE TERI
L--LLI ZIP ME PHASI HAI!
The more I learn
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
aik larki hai jo kaali hai fitrat ki bari niraali hai
aik larki hai jo kaali hai
fitrat ki bari niraali hai
aankhoon main hai kuch kuch kashish
aur khana -e- dimaagh khaali hai
Khubsurat Phoolo’n Main
Khubsurat Phoolo’n Main
Haseen Wadiyo’n Main
Dilkash Baagho’n Main
Aap Jesa
1 Keeda Zarur Hota Hy ;->
wo kon se 2 log hai
Wo Kon Se 2 Log Hain Jin Ka Dipartment Alag Hai Magar Kam Ek Hi Hai?
1)Zardari
2)Hamesh.
DoNo ka kAm aWam kO pErshAn kArNa hai ...=P;->
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